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Echo & The Bunnymen Announce They’re Still Alive (Barely) Tour
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Echo & The Bunnymen Announce They’re Still Alive (Barely) Tour

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 17, 2025September 17, 2025

🤡 Echo & The Bunnymen, those relics from a bygone era, have officially announced a “major” nationwide tour for 2026!…

Tomas Lindberg of AT THE GATES Kicks the Bucket at the Ancient Age of 52
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Tomas Lindberg of AT THE GATES Kicks the Bucket at the Ancient Age of 52

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 16, 2025September 16, 2025

Tomas “Tompa” Lindberg, the legendary screamer🎤 for Swedish melodic death metal pioneers AT THE GATES, has, like, totally shuffled off…

DEICIDE Hires Some Dude From EXMORTUS, World Shrugs
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DEICIDE Hires Some Dude From EXMORTUS, World Shrugs

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 16, 2025September 16, 2025

Ah, DEICIDE, those Floridian death metal legends 👴 who’ve been churning out the same album for, like, 30 years. They’ve…

Aerosmith and Who Now Team Up For a Song No One Asked For
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Aerosmith and Who Now Team Up For a Song No One Asked For

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 15, 2025September 15, 2025

AEROSMITH’s geriatric rock god, Steven Tyler, and the one and only Joe Perry, who probably wandered into the studio by…

SABATON and POP EVIL Team Up to Bore North America in 2026 (Steel Wings Not Included)
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SABATON and POP EVIL Team Up to Bore North America in 2026 (Steel Wings Not Included)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 15, 2025September 15, 2025

Oh, sweet Odin’s beard! 🇸🇪⚔️ SABATON, those lovable Swedes who can’t stop singing about history even if their lives depended…

Behold! Diamond Dave Still Kicking (and Screaming) in 2025: Van Halen’s Corpse Gets Dragged Through Temecula One More Time
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Behold! Diamond Dave Still Kicking (and Screaming) in 2025: Van Halen’s Corpse Gets Dragged Through Temecula One More Time

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

Oh, sweet merciful crap, someone actually uploaded the *entire* David Lee Roth show from September 10 at Pechanga Resort Casino…

Foo Fighters FINALLY Find a Drummer (No Thanks to Dave Grohl’s Midlife Crisis)
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Foo Fighters FINALLY Find a Drummer (No Thanks to Dave Grohl’s Midlife Crisis)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

OH. MY. GOD. FOO FIGHTERS, the band that DEFINITELY needed another drummer (said no one ever 🙄), apparently played their…

CANDLEMASS Reunites With MESSIAH MARCOLIN After Two Decades Of Him Probably Just Forgetting The Way To The Stage
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CANDLEMASS Reunites With MESSIAH MARCOLIN After Two Decades Of Him Probably Just Forgetting The Way To The Stage

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

OMG! 😱 You won’t BELIEVE it! CANDLEMASS, those doom metal dinosaurs 🦖, actually managed to wheel out their *former* (and…

FOZZY Dumps “Crazy Train” Cover, Proving Even Ozzy Can Be Butchered
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FOZZY Dumps “Crazy Train” Cover, Proving Even Ozzy Can Be Butchered

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

FOZZY, the musical masterpiece brought to you by wrestling extraordinaire Chris Jericho and the guitar god 🎸 of STUCK MOJO,…

Behold! Air Raid Siren Bruce Dickinson Serenades Captive Audience with Off-Key Renditions After Technology Betrays Him
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Behold! Air Raid Siren Bruce Dickinson Serenades Captive Audience with Off-Key Renditions After Technology Betrays Him

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

OMG! Bruce Dickinson, the legendary throat-warbler from IRON MAIDEN, apparently tried to bless Pittsburgh with his solo “genius” last night…

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