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Oh Great Another Has Been Band Releases a Single from Their Desperate Attempt at Relevance Before They Fade into Obscurity with Their Final Studio Album Boom Bang Goodbye called Wait
Breaking News: German Hard Rock Legends SINNER Release New Single "Wait" and It's Actually Not Terrible 🤯
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Oh Great Another Has Been Band Releases a Single from Their Desperate Attempt at Relevance Before They Fade into Obscurity with Their Final Studio Album Boom Bang Goodbye called Wait

Chord F. DiscordMay 29, 2026May 29, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, the German hard rock veterans SINNER have released a new single, “Wait”, and it’s…

OH JOY Another Has Been from the 80s is Desperately Trying to be Relevant Again with Their Super Original Sounding Solo Album Called Dirty Foot Lane Wow What a Unique Title
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OH JOY Another Has Been from the 80s is Desperately Trying to be Relevant Again with Their Super Original Sounding Solo Album Called Dirty Foot Lane Wow What a Unique Title

Chord F. DiscordMay 28, 2026May 28, 2026

Legendary guitarist Dave Hill is releasing a new album, because you clearly didn’t have enough of his solo work already…

STRYPER Releases New Single Because You Clearly Weren’t Tired of Their Power Ballads Yet
Breaking News: STRYPER Returns with New Single, and Honestly, We're Not Sure If We're Alright or Okay with It 🤔
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STRYPER Releases New Single Because You Clearly Weren’t Tired of Their Power Ballads Yet

Chord F. DiscordMay 28, 2026May 28, 2026

The legendary Christian metal band STRYPER has just released a new single, “I’m Alright (I’m Okay)”, and we’re still trying…

ARCHITECTS Singer SAM CARTER Reveals The Most Metal Thing That’s Ever Happened To Him: METALLICA’s JAMES HETFIELD Brought Them A Cake And Didn’t Even Smash It
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ARCHITECTS Singer SAM CARTER Reveals The Most Metal Thing That’s Ever Happened To Him: METALLICA’s JAMES HETFIELD Brought Them A Cake And Didn’t Even Smash It

Chord F. DiscordMay 27, 2026May 27, 2026

Breaking news: Sam Carter from ARCHITECTS is basically the coolest guy ever, and we’re all just jealous of his awesome…

BREAKING: ANTHRAX Debuts New Song ‘Its For The Kids’ Because Clearly The World Was Missing A 60 Year Old Man Screaming About Juvenile Delinquency
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BREAKING: ANTHRAX Debuts New Song ‘Its For The Kids’ Because Clearly The World Was Missing A 60 Year Old Man Screaming About Juvenile Delinquency

Chord F. DiscordMay 27, 2026May 27, 2026

So, you want to know about ANTHRAX’s new single, “It’s For The Kids”? 🤔 Well, let me tell you, it’s…

MARK MORTON Still Shocked Nobody Has Copied LAMB OF GOD’s Unique Sound After Only 25 Years of Being Totally Original and Not At All Influenced by Anyone Else
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MARK MORTON Still Shocked Nobody Has Copied LAMB OF GOD’s Unique Sound After Only 25 Years of Being Totally Original and Not At All Influenced by Anyone Else

Chord F. DiscordMay 26, 2026May 26, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, LAMB OF GOD guitarist Mark Morton revealed that the band’s latest album, “Into Oblivion”,…

VOIVOD’s AWAY Loses Brain Cells Trying to Keep Up with Bunch of Fancy Music Nerds in Orchestra Nightmare Come to Life
Breaking News: VOIVOD's Upcoming Album "Symphonique" is Going to be a Wild Ride 🎢🤯
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VOIVOD’s AWAY Loses Brain Cells Trying to Keep Up with Bunch of Fancy Music Nerds in Orchestra Nightmare Come to Life

Chord F. DiscordMay 26, 2026May 26, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, the Canadian heavy metal band VOIVOD has announced their upcoming album “Symphonique”, a live…

SEVENDUST’s LAJON WITHERSPOON Reveals Shocking Truth: We’re All Just A Bunch Of Equally Important Dudes With Beards And Guitar Riffs Who Can’t Decide On Anything
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SEVENDUST’s LAJON WITHERSPOON Reveals Shocking Truth: We’re All Just A Bunch Of Equally Important Dudes With Beards And Guitar Riffs Who Can’t Decide On Anything

Chord F. DiscordMay 25, 2026May 25, 2026

Wow, you guys, the most epic thing just happened – SEVENDUST released a new album called “One” and it’s literally…

SOUNDGARDEN Still Chillin In The Studio 5 Years Later Trying To Finish That One Last Album With CHRIS CORNELL Because Time Is Clearly Not An Issue For Them
Breaking News: SOUNDGARDEN is Back, But Not Really, Because, You Know, Chris Cornell is Still Dead 🙄 🎸️
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SOUNDGARDEN Still Chillin In The Studio 5 Years Later Trying To Finish That One Last Album With CHRIS CORNELL Because Time Is Clearly Not An Issue For Them

Chord F. DiscordMay 23, 2026May 23, 2026

The remaining members of the band, Kim Thayil, Matt Cameron, and Ben Shepherd, are working on a new album featuring…

Oh great another genius like Tommy Lee releases a song called ‘Stupid World’ because obviously the world needed more of his expertise on stupidity from his Earth shattering album ‘Tommyland Rides Again’
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Oh great another genius like Tommy Lee releases a song called ‘Stupid World’ because obviously the world needed more of his expertise on stupidity from his Earth shattering album ‘Tommyland Rides Again’

Chord F. DiscordMay 22, 2026May 22, 2026

Breaking news: Tommy Lee is back with a vengeance, or at least that’s what he thinks 🤣! The infamous MÖTLEY…

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