West Coast Tech Jobs Apparently Not Falling From Trees
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the West Coast’s unemployment rates, and let me tell you, it’s not…
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Debt Ridden DNC Doing Great Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Democratic National Committee is having a bit…
Queen Budapest reborn again because farewell tours are so last season
Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, and the remaster economy remains undefeated, we’re being treated to yet another deluxe…
Johnson & Johnson Throws $5.5 Billion at Baby Powder Problems
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – Johnson & Johnson has set aside a whopping $5.5…
Atari dredges up retro glory with cash-grab World Championships reboot
Get ready for a blast from the past, folks, as Atari and Twin Galaxies just announced the 2026 World Championships,…
Glorified Reskin Alert: Spider-Man 2 gets shiny new coats and upscaled liberties
In the world of gaming, where marketing buzzwords reign supreme and “free updates” are just a euphemism for “we’re trying…
EA milks soccer cash cow with FC 27 cover athlete reveal
Another year, another iteration of the same old football series, because that’s what we all needed – more of the…
Lindsey Graham somehow matters in foreign policy now
As I sat here sipping my coffee and reading about Sen. Lindsey Graham’s passing, I couldn’t help but chuckle at…
Because Retirement Isn’t Just Golf andryptic Pension Statements
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like most people who’ve spent their careers in the…
AI kindly raises your bills with love and algorithms
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that AI is not only changing the way we…