Lime is taking over 7UP because why not
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about 7UP changing its taste for the first time in 15 years, and I…
Category: Breaking
Senate Seats Teetering On Brink Of Certain Doom Apparently
With less than three months until Election Day, the general election fight for control of the US Senate is in…
NERGAL Still Playing Same Old Songs In 2026 Because You Clearly Haven’t Moved On
Oh joy, oh rapture! The metal gods have finally answered our prayers and bestowed upon us a live project featuring…
Alaska Airlines Passengers Just Want To Land Already Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about an Alaska Airlines flight that was forced to delay its departure from…
Jurors Stumble Upon Something Actually Interesting In DC Trial
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, there was a trial in Washington’s federal court last month,…
Because You Clearly Need More Money To Buy Avocado Toast
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Powerball jackpot, which is now estimated to be a whopping $905 million…
Democrats Unify With Speeches Because That Usually Works
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Michigan Democratic Senate nominee Abdul El-Sayed had a “really warm” conversation…
Abuser Accused Rep Still Running Because Why Not Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Rep. Max Miller is still in the running for his seat…
Anthrax somehow still exists and Darby Todd is drumming now
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? I mean, I’m not, but I’ll tell you anyway 🙄.…
Rush Drummer Gushes About Geddy And Alex Being Barely Tolerable Humans
OMG, you guys! 🤯 Anika Nilles is playing drums for RUSH’s 2026 and 2027 tours! I mean, I’m not surprised…