Tom Cruise’s Digger gets October 2 release date because Hollywood needs more egos
Get ready for the most explosive, potentially disastrous film of the year – Digger, starring the one and only Tom…
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MSI peddles adorably overpriced router for the perpetually paranoid gamer
In a world where our internet connection is more reliable than our significant others, it’s a wonder we still tolerate…
Alters sequel reboots with fresh lore and variables to inevitably disappoint fans
Get ready to embark on a thrilling adventure with Jan Scientist and his trusty team of Alters as they explore…
Trump Somehow Manages Not To Veto Russia Sanctions This Time
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – it seems President Donald Trump is going to support a…
Guns N Roses suddenly cares about your feelings with new charity campaign
Oh boy, are you ready for the most epic fundraising campaign of the century? 🤯 I mean, who wouldn’t want…
Judge Gives Killer Second Chance After Only Two Decades
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this wild case out of New Hampshire, where a guy named Robert…
Bison wins brawl with grandfather at Yellowstone somehow
So, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about a guy who got tossed into the air by a…
Rubio Promises To Dismantle Court He Probably Doesn’t Understand
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – US Secretary of State Marco Rubio is on a mission…
Capitol Police Bust Guy Who Clearly Didn’t Get the Memo
Folks, I was sipping my coffee and scrolling through CNN when I came across this story about a guy getting…
ICE Comes to Maine, Brings Deadly Efficiency to Local Law Enforcement
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news, folks, and it seems like we’ve got another incident involving…