FEAR FACTORY’s ‘Demanufacture’ 30th-Anniversary Tour: Old Dudes, Old Songs, Same Factory Smell
FEAR FACTORY, or as I like to call them, “Dino Cazares and Some Guys,” decided to dust off their grandpa…
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Nolan’s ‘Odyssey’ So Popular, People Are Actually Paying to See It
OMG! 🙄 You guys, Christopher Nolan fans are, like, SOOOO extra. I mean, Universal puts tickets on sale for The…
Amon Amarth’s New Song: More Like ‘We Drool, Then Puke, On The Waves’
So, these Swedish fellas, AMON AMARTH, bless their little Viking hearts, decided to grace us with their presence at Pine…
‘Basic Instinct’ Is Back, Baby: Because Hollywood Has Officially Run Out of Ideas
Get ready to have your childhood memories violated! Joe Eszterhas, the mastermind behind the original Basic Instinct, is back to…
Evanescence Ditching Their Emo Roots for a Midlife Crisis Album: “We’re Just Doing Whatever Feels Good,” Says Amy Lee, Probably Wearing Crocs
OMG! 😱 In a recent interview with Kevin Ryder and Megan Holiday from the *super* influential KROQ radio station (never…
Carl Weathers in ‘Happy Gilmore 2’: From Caddy to Almighty Overlord of the Green?
OMG! 😱 As if Happy Gilmore 2 could get any more exciting! But hold up, drama alert! 🚨 Apparently, Carl…
Clawfinger Announces New Album, ‘Before We All Drool Into Our Geriatric Rocking Chairs’
OMG! 😱 The geriatric rap-metal dinosaurs CLAWFINGER are BACK with “Before We All Die”, dropping February 20, 2026, on Perception,…
Dreddful News: Taika Watiti’s Making Another Movie (Pray It’s Not Another Ragnarok)
Oh, great, 🙄 Taika Waititi, the guy who admitted he only did Thor: Ragnarok because he was broke 🤣 and…
OMG! FromSoftware’s Cooking Up Another Multiplatform Mystery Meat, Prepare for Elden Ring 2.0: Now With 100% More Rolling
OMG! 😱 FromSoftware, those sneaky geniuses, are apparently cooking up ANOTHER game! 🤫 Like, seriously, haven’t they heard of taking…
MARVEL Strike Force Gets Inundated with Four More Schmucks, Tedious Tasks, and Other Mind-Numbing Crap
Get ready to flush your money down the digital toilet🚽! Scopely, in its infinite wisdom (or maybe just infinite greed🤑),…