Discord Digs a Deeper Hole Trying to Explain Why They Need to Spy on Your Age — Fans Still Screaming “No Thanks!”
Discord, the app that somehow manages to be both the lifeblood of online communities and the digital equivalent of a…
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Warframe Finally Invades Android in Canada — Because Eh, Why Not? Global Domination Next!
Oh look, another game letting us pretend we’re intergalactic space ninjas while our laundry piles up like the Sentients’ ancient…
RAID: Shadow Legends Guide Everything New —Players Must Know Before They Waste Another $5,000 in 2026
Alright, fresh meat, welcome to RAID: Shadow Legends—the game that somehow convinced millions of people to spend hours micromanaging digital…
ANTHRAX Fans Can Finally Start Panicking: New Album Slated for May 2026, According to Frank Bello’s Watch
ANTHRAX, the thrash metal veterans who probably have more riffs in their back pocket than some bands have Instagram followers,…
Ground Stop Lifted at El Paso Airport: Chaos Ends, Travelers Can Now Return to Their Regularly Scheduled Misery
Breaking: FAA Pulls a Biden on El Paso Flight Ban—Then Says ‘Never Mind, It’s Fine’ In a move that could…
Man questioned by police in Nancy Guthrie case speaks out… because apparently silence is overrated
Another Day, Another Fake News Frenzy: CNN’s Latest Nancy Guthrie Circus Oh, look, it’s CNN again, pretending to be serious…
DAVE GROHL’s 19-Year-Old Daughter VIOLET Finally Releases ‘THUM’ Video, Because Why Not?
Move over, every other famous offspring in existence—Violet Grohl has officially dropped her debut single “THUM” via Republic Records, because…
Hellraiser: Revival Trailer Makes Valentine’s Day a Bloody Mess of Devotion and Torment
Well, folks, if you were looking for a love story to warm your heart this Valentine’s Day, you’re in luck!…
W.A.S.P. Unleashes ‘1984 To Headless’ 2026 North American Tour Featuring KK’S PRIEST: Prepare for a Rock ‘n’ Roll Apocalypse!
Breaking news from the world of “please clap”: W.A.S.P. has announced the “1984 To Headless” 2026 U.S. and Canada Tour…
Starship Troopers: Ultimate Bug War! Hands-On Preview — When the Only Good Bug Is a Squishy One!
Apparently, the Starship Troopers franchise is complicated. It’s an over-the-top, tongue-in-cheek action series about fascist space marines exploding bugs. One…