Aerosmith’s Forgotten Bassist’s Side Hustle: Close Enemies Drops a Single Nobody Asked For
CLOSE ENEMIES â the supergroup nobody asked for, featuring Tom Hamilton (AEROSMITH, or what’s left of it), Tony Brock (THE…
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Portability vs Power: So You Wanna Be a Streaming Superstar, Huh?
Alright, listen up, future e-celebs! ðĪŠ Forget everything you thought you knew about streaming because I’m about to drop some…
Spaceballs 2: The Squeakquel – Because Original Ideas Are Hard
OMG! ðą ‘Spaceballs 2’ is actually happening! Like, for realz? ðĪĢ I thought Mel Brooks was, like, a fossil by…
LEGO Fortnite Expeditions: 4 Players Enter, Only the Lag Survives
Oh, great, another collab no one asked for! ð Epic Games, those masterminds of originality, are back at it again,…
Ozzy’s DNA For Sale: Now You Can Be The Prince Of Darkness (And Drool On Yourself) For Just $450
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because Liquid Death, those purveyors of overpriced water for edgy teens, have officially jumped the shark…
‘How to Train Your Dragon’ Actually Made Money, Shocker
Oh, look, another soulless live-action remake nobody asked for! ð Yes, friends, ‘How to Train Your Dragon’ is back, and…
KILLSWITCH ENGAGE Drops ‘Aftermath’ Vid: Prepare for Mild Disappointment
The album was another reminder of why KILLSWITCH ENGAGE, who have earned several gold and platinum certifications (back in the…
Xbox Game Pass June Wave 2: Firebreak, Warcraft, and Other Games You’ll Probably Never Play
Oh, great, more shovelware for the perpetually bored! ð Xbox Game Pass, in its infinite wisdom, has deigned to bless…
Jeff Scott Soto’s Hot Tip for Young Musicians: Get Schooled in Business or Prepare for Ramen Noodles
In a recent chin-wag with Brazil’s RÃĄdio Kiss FM 92.5, that dude Jeff Scott Soto â you know, the guy…
Witness: LAST IN LINE’s ANDREW FREEMAN Butchers AC/DC Anthems With Cover Band in Sin City
OMG! ðē On June 12, some dude named Andrew Freeman, who sings for LAST IN LINE (never heard of ’em),…