The FCC targeted China by banning the import of foreign-made humanoid robots, citing cybersecurity and national security concerns. What do you think?
“Call me old fashioned, but I think foreign spies should be real human beings.”
CJ Johnson, Caviar Canner
“Guess I’ll spend Thanksgiving alone then.”
Constantine Beyer, Brick Scrubber
“Damn right. If it’s not from the U.S.A., it ain’t enslaving me.”
Ivy Leffler, Tulip Importer
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
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