Category: The Onion

       WASHINGTON—Expressing shock and disgust that an unspeakable crime could occur at a place of higher learning, the U.S. populace…

       The post Man Confident He Would’ve Been Brave Enough To Send Thumbs Down Emoji In Cornell Group Chat appeared…

       Toys ‘R’ Us announced the opening of 120 stores, a comeback for the once-bankrupt retailer hoping to capitalize on…

       President Trump directed U.S. agencies to rename AI to “super intelligence” on all official documents, claiming that the term…

       WASHINGTON—In a joint statement outlining the mission shared by hundreds of thousands of elderly American citizens, the nation’s 93-year-olds…

       The post Posture Adjusted To Equally Incorrect Posture appeared first on The Onion.     Read More FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical…

       BUENOS AIRES—After exhausting a significant amount of his intellectual energy in a series of company launches, a creatively tapped-out Peter…

       LOS ANGELES—With her three wins last night finally putting her ahead of her greatest pop star rival, Taylor Swift surpassed…

       Tech companies have begun offering personal AI agents, which can access users’ accounts and perform tasks on their behalf.…

       ROCKFORD, IL—Toilet paper rolls hanging limply at their sides as they stood astonished in front of the home, local…