BURBANK, CA—In a bold and shameless effort to expand their growing reach in the film industry, power-mad Marvel Studios executives claimed Friday that A Night At The Roxbury was part of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. “The Eurodance-loving crime fighters are an iconic superhero duo who have long been a fixture of the MCU, delighting our audiences with their mighty head bobbing and unstoppable attempts to pick up chicks,” said studio president Kevin Feige, whose voice grew louder and more forceful as he insisted that the 1998 Paramount Pictures comedy was actually the first installment of Captain America. “Steve Butabi? He’s ours—he’s Ant-Man’s dad. And though Doug Butabi may seem like an unserious guy, he went on to become Thor. The bouncer, the Credit Vixen, Vivica, Cambi, the Sandersons—they’re ours, all ours. Do you hear me? ‘What Is Love’ only exists in the MCU. It was written by Stan Lee. This is Phase Six. Don’t like it? Well, what are you gonna do about it, huh? Huh?” Reached for comment, representatives for Chris Kattan told reporters that everything Marvel Studios was saying sounded great to him.
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
