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Category: The Onion

The Onion

Taylor Swift Arrested On Weapons Charges After Federal Agents Raid Tour Bus

FinnNovember 14, 2024November 18, 2024

    Read MoreThe OnionFollowing a tense armed standoff with the pop superstar, authorities uncovered a large arsenal of illegal drugs and…

World’s First Wooden Satellite Launched Into Space
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World’s First Wooden Satellite Launched Into Space

FinnNovember 12, 2024November 12, 2024

    Read MoreThe OnionThe world’s first wooden satellite was launched into space in an early test of using timber in lunar…

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Trump Boys Have Slap Fight Over Who Gets To Run Foreign Policy Meetings

FinnNovember 9, 2024

    Read MoreThe OnionPALM BEACH, FL—Lashing furiously at each other’s faces with their flailing hands, the Trump boys were reportedly engaged…

Democrats Search For Answers After Trump Victory
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Democrats Search For Answers After Trump Victory

FinnNovember 8, 2024November 8, 2024

    Read MoreThe OnionDemocrats across the country were left in disbelief as they confronted the reality of another Donald Trump presidency,…

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What To Know About Zyn

FinnNovember 8, 2024

The OnionZyn, a brand of nicotine pouches, has surged in popularity, particularly among young men. Here is what you need…

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