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Read MoreThe OnionABILENE, KS—Holding their loved ones close in astonishment as they witnessed thehistory-making broadcast, an emotional nation reportedly gathered…
Read MoreThe OnionThe Assad family’s decades-long reign in Syria came to an abrupt end when rebel forces captured Damascus after…
Read MoreThe OnionThe post College Student Explains What It Like To Be First In Family Forced To Drink Own Urine…
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Read MoreThe OnionDAMASCUS—Stating that none of it would have been possible without the broken will of the nation’s people, ousted…
Read MoreThe OnionPHILADELPHIA—Weighing in on the chaotic events unfolding in one of those Middle Eastern–looking countries, Americans reported feeling glad…
Read MoreThe OnionPresident Joe Biden issued a “full and unconditional” pardon to his son Hunter Biden last Sunday night. In…
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Read MoreThe OnionRyan Walters, Oklahoma’s superintendent of public instruction, has ordered schools to incorporate the Bible into lesson plans for…
Read MoreThe OnionSouth Korea’s President Yoon Suk Yeol faced parliamentary moves to impeach him after sending heavily armed forces into…
