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    Read MoreThe OnionPresident-elect Donald Trump selected Matt Gaetz as his choice for attorney general. Here is what you need to…

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    Read MoreThe OnionGLENDALE, CA—Rotating the tortilla-wrapped meal to consume the Mexican food in even levels, eyewitnesses reported Thursday that every…

    Read MoreThe OnionPALM BEACH, FL—Blushing, short of breath, and unable to look away from the image, the Trump boys told…

    Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Urging the public to remain skeptical until the object could be studied further, NASA officials confirmed during a…

    Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—After bending the rules with a celebratory serving in honor of his special day, White House officials confirmed…

    Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Promising to end what he has called a “war on public health” by the federal government, Robert F.…

    Read MoreThe OnionANAHEIM, CA—Saying the couple wanted to minimize disruptions while they celebrated their love of American animation and each…

    Read MoreThe OnionFollowing a tense armed standoff with the pop superstar, authorities uncovered a large arsenal of illegal drugs and…