Category: The Onion

       WASHINGTON—Raising questions over the ethics of profiting in private business ventures while still holding office, a report released Tuesday found…

       HOUSTON—A new study published Thursday by researchers at the University of Houston revealed that the average American woman vastly…

       ORRVILLE, OH—Stressing that the change in the product line was a necessary adjustment to keep apace in the digital…

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       California banned the use of “sell by” labels on food packaging in an effort to cut down on food…

       WASHINGTON—Offering new insight into the origins of America’s founding document, a group of leading historians published a report this…

       NEW YORK—Rising from his seat as the first notes of Lee Ann Womack’s “I Hope You Dance” blasted over…

       NEW YORK—Struggling to wrap his head around the horrific sight before him, a panicked Travis Kelce reportedly yelled, “Babe,…

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