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Cheeky New Track Tom Will Smack Your Ass
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Cheeky New Track Tom Will Smack Your Ass

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 19, 2026August 19, 2026

English indie band Sorry are back with a new song, “Tom Will Smack Your Ass.” The track takes on a…

Dave Matthews Band Sets Fall 2026 Tour Schedule
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Dave Matthews Band Sets Fall 2026 Tour Schedule

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 11, 2026

Dave Matthews Band has announced a run of fall tour dates taking place in November 2026. The trek kicks off…

Cheap Trick Expands All Washed Up Tour into Fall 2026
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Cheap Trick Expands All Washed Up Tour into Fall 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 21, 2026

Cheap Trick have expanded their 2026 “All Washed Up” Tour, adding a new run of US dates this November that…

Deaf Actress Kaylee Hottle Dies in Tragic Car Crash
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Deaf Actress Kaylee Hottle Dies in Tragic Car Crash

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 21, 2026

Kaylee Hottle, a deaf actress who portrayed Jia in the Godzilla vs. Kong films, was killed in a car accident…

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Democrats Agree To End Shutdown In Exchange For 15% Off Coupon To Cracker Barrel

FinnNovember 10, 2025

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — The record-length shutdown of the federal government was finally set to reach its conclusion, as Senate…

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Jerome Powell Says He Won’t Lower Interest Rates Until He Can Be Sure It Won’t Help Trump

FinnAugust 12, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell confirmed Tuesday he will not lower interest rates until he can be…

Bernie Sanders Unveils His New Gold-Encrusted ‘Beat The Oligarchy’ Dirigible
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Bernie Sanders Unveils His New Gold-Encrusted ‘Beat The Oligarchy’ Dirigible

FinnMay 8, 2025May 10, 2025

U.S. — In the latest step in his quest to lead working-class Americans to overthrow the elite billionaire ruling class,…

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Bernie Sanders Unveils His New Gold-Encrusted ‘Beat The Oligarchy’ Dirigible

FinnMay 8, 2025

U.S. — In the latest step in his quest to lead working-class Americans to overthrow the elite billionaire ruling class,…

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Bernie Sanders Unveils His New Gold-Encrusted ‘Beat The Oligarchy’ Dirigible

FinnMay 8, 2025

U.S. — In the latest step in his quest to lead working-class Americans to overthrow the elite billionaire ruling class,…

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