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Tom Cruise and a Bunch of Other Losers to Get Pity Oscars
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Tom Cruise and a Bunch of Other Losers to Get Pity Oscars

FinnJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

OMG! 😱 The Academy is finally throwing a bone to Tom Cruise, giving him an Honorary Oscar! πŸ† You know,…

LEGO Fortnite Expeditions: 4 Players Enter, Only the Lag Survives
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LEGO Fortnite Expeditions: 4 Players Enter, Only the Lag Survives

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Oh, great, another collab no one asked for! πŸ™„ Epic Games, those masterminds of originality, are back at it again,…

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Mill Street Gym Transforms Into Sweaty Rave Cave: RIP Sanity

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2025
🎭 Anora won five Oscars: but that’s a film no one saw except the Academy? πŸ€”
🎭 Anora Wins an Oscar, But No One Knows Why
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🎭 Anora won five Oscars: but that’s a film no one saw except the Academy? πŸ€”

FinnMarch 4, 2025March 4, 2025

Sean Baker’s film Anora became the surprise champion of the Oscars, sweeping five major awards. But there’s just one tiny…

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