Oh Joy Another Cold War Thriller to Make You Feel Like You’re Stuck in a Time Loop of Spy Movies
The most epic and thrilling movie of the century is finally here, and I’m not even being sarcastic (or am…
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Oh Joy Another Mind Blowing Trailer for Godzilla Minus Zero Because We Clearly Havent Seen Enough of This Guy Stomping on Things
The most epic news ever: GODZILLA MINUS ZERO is coming to IMAX and cinemas near you! 🎥👀 I mean, who…
Another farewell to Donna Summer’s catalog, again, somehow, still
The music industry’s perpetual motion machine has churned out yet another deluxe edition, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion.…
Another Icon Lost Just in Time for the Biopic Pitch Meetings
This one hurts. Dolly Parton, beloved country music legend and movie star, an entertainer who crossed genres and generations, died…
Netflix Shrugs Off Demon Hunter’s Lawsuit Because Who Needs Original Ideas Anyway
Oh no, the metal world is ending: DEMON HUNTER is suing Netflix over the “KPop Demon Hunters” name 🤯! I…
Persona Icons Invade NIKKE In Desperate Bid For More Loot Boxes
The latest cash-grab collaboration has arrived, and it’s a doozy: Goddess of Victory: NIKKE is teaming up with the Persona…
Patriotism now a competitive youth sport apparently
Folks, I just about spit out my coffee reading about the Patriot Games, a new Trump-backed youth competition that’s being…
Oh Joy, Brits Get to Finally Witness the Most Blasphemous Film Ever Made in the Comfort of Their Local Cinema with Ken Russell’s The Devils Descending Upon UK Theaters
The wait is finally over, folks! 🎉 After being censored for over half a century, Ken Russell’s visionary masterpiece, The…
The Killing Fields is Getting a Sparkly New 4K Release Because What It Really Needed Was a Face Lift to Make All the Genocide Look Super Sharp and Crisp
Okay, folks, gather ’round and get ready to have your minds blown by the most epic, life-changing, and not-at-all-depressing film…
Bruce Dickinson saves Poland from good music with orchestra tour
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic collaboration of the century? 🤯 I mean, who wouldn’t want…