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Nostalgic showrunners reboot Star Trek for their former selves
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Nostalgic showrunners reboot Star Trek for their former selves

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 25, 2026July 26, 2026

Get ready to boldly go where no gamer has gone before, as we dive into the world of Star Trek:…

Gaming Gold: Screen Time Gets a Neurological Reality Check
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Gaming Gold: Screen Time Gets a Neurological Reality Check

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2026

The gaming industry has finally reached the pinnacle of success, with a worth of over $200 billion and still growing.…

Tom Cruise’s Digger gets October 2 release date because Hollywood needs more egos
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Tom Cruise’s Digger gets October 2 release date because Hollywood needs more egos

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

Get ready for the most explosive, potentially disastrous film of the year – Digger, starring the one and only Tom…

Alexis Alexiou’s Super Amazing Film That Will Definitely Change Your Life and Not Put You to Sleep Sea of Glass is Totally Going to Premiere at the Edinburgh International Film Festival and You’re All Invited to Witness Greatness
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Alexis Alexiou’s Super Amazing Film That Will Definitely Change Your Life and Not Put You to Sleep Sea of Glass is Totally Going to Premiere at the Edinburgh International Film Festival and You’re All Invited to Witness Greatness

FinnJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

The most epic film of the year is coming, and it’s not a Marvel movie 🤯! Writer/director Alexis Alexiou’s third…

Vaccines Get Blamed First Obviously
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Vaccines Get Blamed First Obviously

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this Idaho woman, Andrea Shaw, who’s facing murder charges connected to the deaths…

VALORANT Masters London Reveals Overpowered Summit Map and Broken Retake LTM to Ruin Everyone’s Day
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VALORANT Masters London Reveals Overpowered Summit Map and Broken Retake LTM to Ruin Everyone’s Day

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 21, 2026June 21, 2026

Get ready for the most epic update in VALORANT history, folks! 🎉🔥 The VALORANT Masters London just dropped a showmatch…

Shrek 5 Gets a Teaser Trailer Because We Clearly Haven’t Suffered Enough Already
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Shrek 5 Gets a Teaser Trailer Because We Clearly Haven’t Suffered Enough Already

FinnJune 16, 2026June 16, 2026

We’ve got some ogre-sized news for you: Shrek 5 is coming! 🎉👀 Next summer, DreamWorks Animation is inviting audiences on…

Get Ready for the Most Epic Alien Invasion Film Ever Because Steven Spielberg is Finally Going to Reveal the Truth About Earrings and Fashion Disasters from the 80s in Disclosure Day
Breaking News: Aliens Are Coming (Apparently) and We're All Going to Die (Maybe) 🚀👽
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Get Ready for the Most Epic Alien Invasion Film Ever Because Steven Spielberg is Finally Going to Reveal the Truth About Earrings and Fashion Disasters from the 80s in Disclosure Day

FinnMay 28, 2026May 28, 2026

If you found out we weren’t alone, if someone showed you, proved it to you, would that frighten you? 🤔…

Get Ready for Another Exciting Episode of Quentin Tarantino’s Midlife Crisis: Once Upon a Time in Hollywood 2: Electric Boogaloo
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Get Ready for Another Exciting Episode of Quentin Tarantino’s Midlife Crisis: Once Upon a Time in Hollywood 2: Electric Boogaloo

FinnMay 21, 2026May 21, 2026

The most unlikely movie project is actually happening, and we’re all just going to have to deal with it 🤯.…

Nicolas Cage is Apparently a Spider Now Because Why Not
Breaking News: Nicolas Cage to Play Spider-Noir, Because Who Needs a Social Life, Anyway? 🚨🕸️
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Nicolas Cage is Apparently a Spider Now Because Why Not

FinnApril 27, 2026April 27, 2026

In a move that has left everyone wondering if Nicolas Cage has finally lost all sense of reality, Prime Video…

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