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Ys vs Trails: Prepare for the Crossover Nobody Asked For, But You’re Getting Anyway (Maybe) This Summer
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Ys vs Trails: Prepare for the Crossover Nobody Asked For, But You’re Getting Anyway (Maybe) This Summer

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 23, 2025May 23, 2025

Oh. My. Goodness. ๐Ÿ™„ Did Falcom REALLY think we wanted ANOTHER Ys game? Like, seriously? We get it, Adol is…

Oh Great, Another One: Carey Mulligan Ruining Narnia, Probably
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Oh Great, Another One: Carey Mulligan Ruining Narnia, Probably

FinnMay 22, 2025May 22, 2025

OMG! Greta Gerwig, fresh off her *Barbie* success (because apparently, that’s the only thing she’s ever done now), is apparently…

Oh GREAT, Another ‘Gears of War’ Movie, Just What the World Needed
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Oh GREAT, Another ‘Gears of War’ Movie, Just What the World Needed

FinnMay 20, 2025May 21, 2025

Netflix, in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), is STILL trying to make a โ€˜Gears of Warโ€™ movie happen. ๐Ÿ™„…

“Poker Face” Season 2: Still Trying to Bluff Us, Huh
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“Poker Face” Season 2: Still Trying to Bluff Us, Huh

FinnMay 18, 2025May 18, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ ‘Poker Face’ Season 2 gets a whopping 8 out of 10 stars? Like, seriously? Did they even WATCH…

Ubisoft Toronto Accidentally Unlocks Its Doors, Celebrates 15 Years of… Something
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Ubisoft Toronto Accidentally Unlocks Its Doors, Celebrates 15 Years of… Something

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 12, 2025May 12, 2025

Ah, Ubisoft Toronto, bless their hearts. ๐Ÿ™„ They’re opening their doors for Doors Open Toronto to celebrate… wait for it……

Oh GREAT, Amy Lee (of EVANESCENCE, duh) and HALSEY Team Up for Ballerina Movie Song No One Asked For
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Oh GREAT, Amy Lee (of EVANESCENCE, duh) and HALSEY Team Up for Ballerina Movie Song No One Asked For

Chord F. DiscordMay 11, 2025May 11, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Amy Lee from EVANESCENCE, yes, the “Bring Me to Life” band that your mom still listens to, has…

Oh great, another director for the X-Men? ๐Ÿ™„ Prepare for more of the same, folks! ๐Ÿฟ๐ŸŽฌ
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Oh great, another director for the X-Men? ๐Ÿ™„ Prepare for more of the same, folks! ๐Ÿฟ๐ŸŽฌ

FinnMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ You guys will NOT believe this “news”! Apparently, Disney, in their infinite wisdom (or lack thereof ๐Ÿค”), is…

Souheila Yacoub to star in ‘Evil Dead Burn,’ because apparently screaming at demons wasn’t traumatizing enough the first time ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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Souheila Yacoub to star in ‘Evil Dead Burn,’ because apparently screaming at demons wasn’t traumatizing enough the first time ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ”ฅ

FinnMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

So, apparently, Hollywood hasn’t run out of ideas yet! They’re digging up the ‘Evil Dead’ franchise again, because, let’s face…

Oh great, another isekai ๐Ÿ™„, Crunchyroll’s blessing us with “Onmyo Kaiten Re:Birth Verse” so we can all pretend we’re not tired of the same recycled plot ๐Ÿ˜ด on July 2nd
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Oh great, another isekai ๐Ÿ™„, Crunchyroll’s blessing us with “Onmyo Kaiten Re:Birth Verse” so we can all pretend we’re not tired of the same recycled plot ๐Ÿ˜ด on July 2nd

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

OMG, Crunchyroll is blessing us with ANOTHER isekai! ๐Ÿ™„ This time it’s called *Onmyo Kaiten Re:Birth Verse* โ€“ try saying…

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