Dexter Resurrection Season 2 Trailer Because You Clearly Didn’t Learn Your Lesson from Watching the First Season
Get ready for the most epic season of Dexter: Resurrection yet! Or, you know, just get ready for some more…
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Another Movie That Needs Its Plot Explained Because It Was That Confusing Apparently
In a shocking turn of events, Tom Cruise’s latest film, Digger, has been revealed to be a complex, layered story…
Pentagon Deployed to Save Midterms From Russian Meddling Again
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has signed…
Nicolas Cage Becomes Latest Desperate Attempt to Revive Dead Franchise
We’re getting a John Madden biopic, folks, and Nicolas Cage is set to star as the legendary football coach and…
Get Ready for the Most Epic Meltdown in Superhero History with DC Studios’ Clayface Because Who Needs a Functional Face Anyway
The most epic and not-at-all-confusing movie announcement of the century is here, folks! 🎉👏 Clayface, the DC Studios’ horror thriller…
Day Drinker – Because Who Needs Sobriety When You Have Johnny Depp, Madelyn Cline and Penélope Cruz Trying to Avenge Something Probably
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic movie of the century? I mean, who needs a decent…
CNN gets the cold shoulder from White House press team again
The White House has decided to bar CNN from flying on Air Force One on Saturday, and I’m just sitting…
Oh Joy Another Super Original Movie from Martin McDonagh Called Wild Horse Nine Because That Title Wasn’t Already Taken by a Bad 80s Music Video
The most epic, life-changing, and awe-inspiring movie trailer of the century has finally been released, and I’m not even being…
TIFF 2026 Review: Up Against It – Wow What a Total Waste of Potential Apparently
The title card of Up Against It is like a warning sign, a giant neon flag waving in the air,…
Londoners suddenly care about privacy now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Smart glasses, the latest gadget to hit the market, are causing…