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DHS Asks for Help Finding ‘Foreign Invaders’ on Social Media, Claims It’s Just a Harmless Game of ‘Where’s Waldo?’
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DHS Asks for Help Finding ‘Foreign Invaders’ on Social Media, Claims It’s Just a Harmless Game of ‘Where’s Waldo?’

Big ElephantJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) is now triggering the Left with a simple, patriotic message! Uncle Sam wants YOU……

Sen. Alex Padilla Gets Kicked Out of a DHS Party, EPIC FAIL
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Sen. Alex Padilla Gets Kicked Out of a DHS Party, EPIC FAIL

Big ElephantJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

Looks like the radical leftist Senator Alex Padilla got a taste of freedom—freedom to leave a press conference he wasn’t…

CNN: Old man yells at cloud, walks away from plane crash
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CNN: Old man yells at cloud, walks away from plane crash

Big ElephantJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

Another day, another hoax! CNN is trying to pull the wool over our eyes again. A “survivor” walking away from…

Senate GOP to Parents: “Get a Job (Maybe)” in Trump’s ‘Totally Not a Trap’ Bill
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Senate GOP to Parents: “Get a Job (Maybe)” in Trump’s ‘Totally Not a Trap’ Bill

Big ElephantJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

Oh, the horror! The Senate Agriculture Committee, probably infiltrated by deep-state socialists, is “toning down” work requirements for food stamps.…

JetBlue Pilots Attempted to Mow the Lawn at Logan Airport, Claimed They Were “Just Following the GPS”
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JetBlue Pilots Attempted to Mow the Lawn at Logan Airport, Claimed They Were “Just Following the GPS”

Big ElephantJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

Folks, can you believe it? Another day, another “accident” conveniently timed to disrupt our lives! A JetBlue flight, probably filled…

Kilmar Abrego Garcia’s Lawyers Throw Shade, Demand Trump Admin Get a Timeout
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Kilmar Abrego Garcia’s Lawyers Throw Shade, Demand Trump Admin Get a Timeout

Big ElephantJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

Another day, another leftist conspiracy theory bites the dust! CNN is clutching its pearls because the Trump administration supposedly didn’t…

High School Jocks Discover Veterans Aren’t Just NPCs in a War Movie
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High School Jocks Discover Veterans Aren’t Just NPCs in a War Movie

Big ElephantJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

Oh, isn’t that precious? These young, probably God-fearing, football players are helping veterans. Finally, some good news that doesn’t involve…

Hospitals: The New Five-Star Orphanage for DCS Drop-offs
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Hospitals: The New Five-Star Orphanage for DCS Drop-offs

Big ElephantJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

Another day, another disaster courtesy of the Democrat-run state! Can you believe this nonsense? These poor kids are stuck in…

Lexington’s Downtown Gets a Grip: Road Closures and Detours for a Parade (Yes, Another One)
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Lexington’s Downtown Gets a Grip: Road Closures and Detours for a Parade (Yes, Another One)

Big ElephantJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

Oh, the horror! Lexington, SC, is shutting down for a Christmas parade! Can you believe the woke mob is letting…

PB Schools Get Swagged Out With Enough Supplies to Trigger a Supply Chain Crisis
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PB Schools Get Swagged Out With Enough Supplies to Trigger a Supply Chain Crisis

Big ElephantJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

Oh, the generosity! Palm Beach County, now a haven for socialist indoctrination, is giving away “free” school supplies. “Free” as…

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