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Trump Advisor Bails Before Midterm Elections Get Ugly
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Advisor Bails Before Midterm Elections Get Ugly

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shakeup in the White House, and I’ve got to say,…

Pennsylvania Limits Data Centers Because Who Needs Jobs Anyway
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Pennsylvania Limits Data Centers Because Who Needs Jobs Anyway

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding data centers, and I have to say, it’s…

Blanche Stays Loyal to White House Overlords Apparently
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Blanche Stays Loyal to White House Overlords Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Attorney General Todd Blanche is making some interesting comments about his…

Mamdani marts frenzy somehow not about the snacks
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Mamdani marts frenzy somehow not about the snacks

Big ElephantAugust 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Mayor Zohran Mamdani is planning to open five government-owned supermarkets in…

Crowds Still Pretty Bad at This Whole Voting Thing Apparently
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Crowds Still Pretty Bad at This Whole Voting Thing Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

Folks, let me tell you, reading about these recent primaries has been a wild ride. Two successive weeks of primaries…

Bureaucratic Dream Team Assembled At Last
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Bureaucratic Dream Team Assembled At Last

Big ElephantAugust 10, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in Washington, and I just can’t help but chuckle…

Trump To Revolutionize Medicine With Fewer Shots For Kids Apparently
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Trump To Revolutionize Medicine With Fewer Shots For Kids Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 10, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move, and folks, it’s a doozy. According to a…

Trump’s Immigration Plan Sparks Joy Among Chaotic People Everywhere Apparently
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Trump’s Immigration Plan Sparks Joy Among Chaotic People Everywhere Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration is facing pushback from industry groups over its…

Because What America Really Needed Was A Trump AMC Knockoff
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Because What America Really Needed Was A Trump AMC Knockoff

FinnAugust 4, 2026August 10, 2026

The White House has decided to ride the coattails of a meme that’s been dead for half a decade, because…

Todd Blanche Nears Confirmation Because Justice Dept Needs New Boss
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Todd Blanche Nears Confirmation Because Justice Dept Needs New Boss

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Todd Blanche’s nomination for attorney general, and folks, this one is a wild…

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