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First Lady Melania Trump: Too Busy Being Fabulous to Be Deposed in Epstein Probe, Says Congresswoman Nancy Mace
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

First Lady Melania Trump: Too Busy Being Fabulous to Be Deposed in Epstein Probe, Says Congresswoman Nancy Mace

Big ElephantFebruary 27, 2026February 27, 2026

Melania Trump Again Targeted by Dems’ Sham Investigations Can you believe these swamp monsters are now trying to drag Melania…

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“Brain, Behavior, & Mind 2026 Spring Conference: Where Your Thoughts Are the Main Event and Your Mind Is the Guest of Honor”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 26, 2026

AGENDA 9:00 AM – 9:15 AM EDT: Welcome and Conference Announcements by James A. Naifeh, PhD, COL Vincent F. Capaldi,…

Trump begs Supreme Court to kick out Syrians, because apparently he’s running out of people to yell at at his rallies.
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump begs Supreme Court to kick out Syrians, because apparently he’s running out of people to yell at at his rallies.

Big ElephantFebruary 26, 2026February 26, 2026

Trump Fights to End Syria TPS: Liberals Cry, But We’re Taking America Back! President Donald Trump’s administration took another bold…

MAGA’s Magical Grip on PA & WI: Will the 2026 Midterms Be Another Fairytale?
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

MAGA’s Magical Grip on PA & WI: Will the 2026 Midterms Be Another Fairytale?

Big ElephantFebruary 26, 2026February 26, 2026

CNN Melts Down as MAGA Shows Signs of Keeping PA and WI in 2026 Midterms The Fake News is at…

Supreme Court Drops the Ball on Texas Woman’s Epic Saga of Alleged Postal Racism — Guess Her Mail Will Just Have to Wait Forever!
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Supreme Court Drops the Ball on Texas Woman’s Epic Saga of Alleged Postal Racism — Guess Her Mail Will Just Have to Wait Forever!

Big ElephantFebruary 24, 2026February 24, 2026

Oh look, the Supreme Court strikes again! This time they sided with the U.S. Postal Service and against a woman…

America’s Lost Tourist vs. Mexico’s Angry Drug Lords: The El Mencho Aftermath Edition
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

America’s Lost Tourist vs. Mexico’s Angry Drug Lords: The El Mencho Aftermath Edition

Big ElephantFebruary 23, 2026February 23, 2026

Another CNN “Crisis” Story? More Like Liberal Fearmongering to Bash Trump’s Border Security! CNN is at it again, folks! Their…

Stellan Skarsgard’s Oscar Nomination: A Deep Dive into the Mind of the Man Who Probably Forgets He’s Nominated
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Stellan Skarsgard’s Oscar Nomination: A Deep Dive into the Mind of the Man Who Probably Forgets He’s Nominated

Big ElephantFebruary 23, 2026February 23, 2026

Well, look who’s back in the spotlight—Stellan Skarsgård, Hollywood’s favorite Swedish sidekick, now pretending to be a serious actor because…

Live

“HHS Industry Power Hour: NIH Gets the Spotlight While Everyone Else Plays Second Fiddle”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 23, 2026

🚨 Attention Vendors! HHS is Hosting Another “Power Hour” – Because Nothing Says “Efficiency” Like a Zoom Meeting! 🚨 📅…

Senator Andy Kim demands Trump’s tariff cash be returned — because who doesn’t love a good refund drama?
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Senator Andy Kim demands Trump’s tariff cash be returned — because who doesn’t love a good refund drama?

Big ElephantFebruary 22, 2026February 22, 2026

Oh, look who’s crying over spilled tariffs! Democratic Senator Andy Kim wants President Trump to “give back” the $134 billion…

Live

“Taller Práctico: Cómo Crear un Agente de IA que No Parezca Sacado de una Película de Ciencia Ficción de los 90”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

¿Estás listo para que un robot haga tu trabajo? 🤖 ¿Te hablan de IA, chatbots y asistentes inteligentes, pero no…

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