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RIP Mike Browning because you clearly wanted to read about another dead musician today
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RIP Mike Browning because you clearly wanted to read about another dead musician today

Chord F. DiscordJuly 14, 2026

Oh no, the metal world is doomed… or at least that’s what I keep telling myself as I drown my…

Phil Anselmo Finally Not Screaming On New Down Album Miracles Happen
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Phil Anselmo Finally Not Screaming On New Down Album Miracles Happen

Chord F. DiscordJuly 14, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 I mean, I’m not, but apparently, millions of you demanded it,…

Alex Skolnick Thinks Angus Young Is Good Or Something
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Alex Skolnick Thinks Angus Young Is Good Or Something

Chord F. DiscordJuly 13, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some seriously mind-blowing news? 🤯 I just found out that Alex Skolnick, the…

Floor Jansen Ditches Symphonic Stuff For Actual Metal Because You Begged Her To
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Floor Jansen Ditches Symphonic Stuff For Actual Metal Because You Begged Her To

Chord F. DiscordJuly 13, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤩 NIGHTWISH singer Floor Jansen just dropped a new solo…

Guns N Roses suddenly cares about your feelings with new charity campaign
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Guns N Roses suddenly cares about your feelings with new charity campaign

Chord F. DiscordJuly 13, 2026July 14, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for the most epic fundraising campaign of the century? 🤯 I mean, who wouldn’t want…

Frank Ferrer Leaves Guns N Roses Because Even He Got Bored
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Frank Ferrer Leaves Guns N Roses Because Even He Got Bored

Chord F. DiscordJuly 13, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my “Appetite for Destruction” vinyl because I’m still trying to process the earth-shattering…

AC/DC somehow still touring because boomers need something to do
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AC/DC somehow still touring because boomers need something to do

Chord F. DiscordJuly 12, 2026

Oh boy, it’s happening. The legendary hard rockers AC/DC have embarked on the 2026 North American leg of their “Power…

Lorna Shore drops new music video because you clearly didnt have enough breakdowns in your life
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Lorna Shore drops new music video because you clearly didnt have enough breakdowns in your life

Chord F. DiscordJuly 11, 2026July 11, 2026

OH MY GOD, LORNA SHORE JUST DROPPED A NEW SINGLE AND VIDEO AND I’M FREAKING OUT!!! 🤯 I mean, who…

Shinedown Finds Replacement Bassists Because Eric Bass Finally Snapped
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Shinedown Finds Replacement Bassists Because Eric Bass Finally Snapped

Chord F. DiscordJuly 11, 2026July 11, 2026

Breaking news: the world is somehow still spinning despite SHINEDOWN bassist Eric Bass taking a temporary leave of absence from…

Metallica’s 25 year old album still better than anything you’ve made
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Metallica’s 25 year old album still better than anything you’ve made

Chord F. DiscordJuly 11, 2026July 11, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some exciting news? 🤩 I can barely contain my enthusiasm… Metallica’s “ReLoad” album has…

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