KK’S PRIEST somehow still exists and is touring with W.A.S.P. because you clearly needed this in your life
OH MY METAL GODS, KK’S PRIEST IS TOURING AND PLAYING ALL THE JUDAS PRIEST SONGS YOU FORGOT EXISTED!!! 🤯 I…
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Chad Gray still touring because your uncle wont stop playing Drowning Pool
OH BOY, CHAD GRAY IS TOURING AND I’M SO EXCITED I CAN BARELY CONTAIN MY APATHY 🤷♂️. In a move…
ROSS VALORY crushes dreams of midlife crisis dudes everywhere
I mean, who wouldn’t be cool with being booted from one of the most iconic rock bands of all time?…
Brent Hinds’s Estate Sues Mastodon Because Of Course They Did
Oh no, the metal world is imploding! 🤯 MASTODON is being sued by the estate of their former band member…
WASP dusts off ancient relic Mr Cool for nostalgia desperate fans
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious nostalgia? 🤯 W.A.S.P. just kicked off their “1984 To Headless” 2026…
Darkness Balanced By Equally Pretentious Counterpart Nightbringer Lightbringer
So, ARCHGOAT is back with a new album, “Nightbringer, Lightbringer”, because the world really needed more Finnish blackened death metal…
Burton C Bell still talking somehow
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super exclusive, totally-not-a-concert, spoken-word experience with Burton C. Bell? 🤔 I mean,…
TESTAMENT’s ALEX SKOLNICK Finally Discovers Internet Has Trolls
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 I just found out that Testament’s Alex Skolnick has…
William Shatner Saves Metal With Confusingly Titled Album
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 William Shatner, the 95-year-old “Star Trek” legend, is making a heavy…
BEARTOOTH Frontman Comes Out Gay And Somehow His Parents Dont Disown Him
Breaking News: BEARTOOTH Frontman Caleb Shomo Comes Out as Gay and the World is Apparently Still Spinning 🌎💥. I mean,…