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Queensryche Still Exists And People Are For Some Reason Excited
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Queensryche Still Exists And People Are For Some Reason Excited

Chord F. DiscordOctober 23, 2026October 23, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 QUEENSRŸCHE is working on a new album, and I’m…

Tony Iommi still trying to fix Born Again 40 years later
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Tony Iommi still trying to fix Born Again 40 years later

Chord F. DiscordOctober 23, 2026October 23, 2026

I mean, I’m excited and all, but come on, Tony, it’s been, like, forever since you first mentioned this idea.…

Slayer still touring because your dad wont stop listening to Reign in Blood
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Slayer still touring because your dad wont stop listening to Reign in Blood

Chord F. DiscordOctober 23, 2026October 23, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some old-school thrash metal? 🤘 Because SLAYER just celebrated the 40th anniversary of…

Finally Something To Make You Forget Existential Dread Monumental
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Finally Something To Make You Forget Existential Dread Monumental

Chord F. DiscordOctober 22, 2026October 22, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🤯 Ukraine’s IGNEA just dropped their fourth album “Monumental” and it’s…

Deep Purple still exists and made a music video for some reason
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Deep Purple still exists and made a music video for some reason

Chord F. DiscordOctober 22, 2026October 22, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 DEEP PURPLE just dropped the music video for the title track…

More Unnecessary Sequels And Reboots To Binge On Streaming This Weekend
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More Unnecessary Sequels And Reboots To Binge On Streaming This Weekend

FinnOctober 22, 2026October 22, 2026

New movies are flooding streaming platforms this week, because of course they are. It’s not like we need any more…

Mastodon Are Still Great. So Why Do They Feel Like Dinosaurs?
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Mastodon Are Still Great. So Why Do They Feel Like Dinosaurs?

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 22, 2026

It’s strange, but after witnessing the all-consuming, absolutely feral energy of California’s Deafheaven, the headliners — Mastodon — suddenly looked…

Noodles health issues force Offspring to finally play to smaller crowds they deserve
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Noodles health issues force Offspring to finally play to smaller crowds they deserve

Chord F. DiscordOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

Oh no, the apocalypse is upon us: Noodles from THE OFFSPRING is taking a break from live performances due to…

Bon Jovi’s Vocal Cords Miraculously Still Intact Somehow
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Bon Jovi’s Vocal Cords Miraculously Still Intact Somehow

Chord F. DiscordOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🌎 I mean, I can barely contain my excitement… 🤩…

Trujillo and Muir Reunite to Milk Nostalgia with 35 Year Old Riffs in LA
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Trujillo and Muir Reunite to Milk Nostalgia with 35 Year Old Riffs in LA

Chord F. DiscordOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some funky news? 🤯 I just found out that Infectious Grooves is celebrating…

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