Witness the Glorious Trainwreck: Mariachi Band Violates Ozzy’s ‘Crazy Train’
Video of the Mariachi Rams, bless their cotton socks 🧦, playing a *slightly* butchered adaptation of the timeless 🕰️ Ozzy…
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Shinedown: Oh Look, Another Single in October, Album Number Eight Coming in November, Yawn
In a groundbreaking, earth-shattering, Pulitzer Prize-worthy interview with The Mistress Carrie Podcast (never heard of it), SHINEDOWN frontman Brent Smith…
An Ocean Ov Wonderful, Delightful, Pleasant, Heavenly Paradise
So, the prevailing wisdom is that TRUE heaviness only exists if your guitar strings are so loose they could double…
Alice Cooper’s Grand Return: Prepare to be Rocked (in a Wheelchair)
So, Ozzy is finally pushing up daisies , and we’re all weeping into our lukewarm beers , aren’t we? But…
BUSH Drops ‘Scars’ Video From ‘I Beat Loneliness’ Album (Yeah Right)
BUSH, those lovable relics from the mid-90s who are still somehow kicking, have graced us with a music video for…
Ozzy’s Dead, Charts Go Wild: A Post-Mortem Billboard Bonanza
According to Billboard.com, two of Ozzy Osbourne’s classic songs (and by “classic” we mean, like, kinda old) have FINALLY made…
UGLY KID JOE Claims to Have Written ‘A Gazillion’ Songs (Yeah, Right) For Upcoming Album
In a recent chat with “Reckless” Rexx Ruger of the prestigious (ahem) Pod Scum podcast, UGLY KID JOE’s very own…
Celine Dion, bless her heart, thinks Ozzy is ‘original’ LOL
OMG! 😲 The world-renowned vocal powerhouse, Celine Dion, has finally acknowledged the existence of Ozzy Osbourne, you know, that bat-chomping…
Puscifer Drops a Retrospective Album So You Can Pretend You’ve Been a Fan All Along
PUSCIFER, the pretentious art-rock collective fronted by wine-slinging overlord Maynard James Keenan, along with his sidekicks Mat Mitchell and Carina…
METALLICA Planning To Annoy Las Vegas With Extended Residency, Sources Say
According to Vital Vegas, METALLICA, those geriatric thrashers, are “ready to ink a deal for a Sphere residency” in Las…