Foo Fighters FINALLY Find a Drummer (No Thanks to Dave Grohl’s Midlife Crisis)
OH. MY. GOD. FOO FIGHTERS, the band that DEFINITELY needed another drummer (said no one ever ð), apparently played their…
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Behold! Air Raid Siren Bruce Dickinson Serenades Captive Audience with Off-Key Renditions After Technology Betrays Him
OMG! Bruce Dickinson, the legendary throat-warbler from IRON MAIDEN, apparently tried to bless Pittsburgh with his solo “genius” last night…
The Rasmus Drops ‘Weirdo’ Music Vid Featuring Some Guy From THE FUNERAL PORTRAIT, Who Cares
OMG! ðĪŠ Can you believe it’s been almost a whole YEAR ð since those Finnish rockers ðŦðŪ, THE RASMUS (who…
Pink Floyd Dumps ‘Wish You Were Here 50’ 50th-Anniversary Cash Grab on Unsuspecting Fans
Oh, great, another cash grab! PINK FLOYD, bless their boomer hearts, are “celebrating” the 50th anniversary of “Wish You Were…
Black Crowes Milking ‘Amorica’ for All It’s Worth with “Deluxe” Reissue No One Asked For
OMG! ð The BLACK CROWES, those guys still around? ðīðĩ I thought theyâd faded into obscurity like dial-up internet. ðŧ…
Sharon den Adel spills the tea: Within Temptation goes full SJW
In an August 2025 interview with Germany’s Rock Antenne, Sharon Den Adel of Dutch metallers WITHIN TEMPTATION, known for their…
MUDVAYNE Drops Another Banger Called ‘Sticks And Stones’ (We’re Not Sure Why Either)
Oh em gee, you guize! ðĪŠ Those face-painted weirdos, MUDVAYNE (aka Chad Gray â the whiniest vocalist ever ð, Greg…
DEE SNIDER Blames ‘Irreconcilable Differences’, aka MARK MENDOZA’s Terrible Bass Playing, For No TWISTED SISTER Reunion
OMG! ðą Did you hear the news? TWISTED SISTER is crawling out of their retirement graves for a 50th-anniversary cash…
CRO-MAGS Rehire Drummer Just to Fire Him Again Next Week
OMG! ðą The geriatric delinquents, CRO-MAGS, have unearthed a fossil! ðĶī Apparently, Pete Hines, the dude who banged pots and…
SYSTEM OF A DOWN (and some old geezers) Announce Summer 2026 European Stadium Tour
OMG! ðą SYSTEM OF A DOWN, those guys who haven’t released a decent album since the dinosaurs roamed the Earth…