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Another Gift from Hollywood, Arnold Schwarzenegger as Santa
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Another Gift from Hollywood, Arnold Schwarzenegger as Santa

FinnSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

Ahnold is back, and this time he’s swapping his Terminator shades for a red suit and a beard, because in…

Because What The World Really Needed Was More Matthew Perry
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Because What The World Really Needed Was More Matthew Perry

FinnSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

It’s been three years since Matthew Perry’s passing, and now Netflix is releasing a documentary series about his life, because…

Netflix Still Churning Out Endless Content to Fill Void in Your Soul
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Netflix Still Churning Out Endless Content to Fill Void in Your Soul

FinnSeptember 23, 2026September 24, 2026

In a move that will surely thrill fans of endless scrolling and protagonists with convenient skills, Netflix has announced a…

Netflix Scraps Originality Again With Animated Ray Gunn Sci-Fi Noir Rehash
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Netflix Scraps Originality Again With Animated Ray Gunn Sci-Fi Noir Rehash

FinnSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

In a move that’s equal parts surprising and intriguing, acclaimed director Brad Bird has passed on helming the next installment…

Gaming’s hollow pursuit of progress fuels endless remakes and greedy monetization schemes
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Gaming’s hollow pursuit of progress fuels endless remakes and greedy monetization schemes

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

Online gaming has come a long way since the days of dodgy dial-up connections and wonky console ports. The past…

Balatro Gets Mandatory Update With Fresh Ways To Separate You From Cash
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Balatro Gets Mandatory Update With Fresh Ways To Separate You From Cash

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 16, 2026September 16, 2026

It’s finally happening, folks! The mastermind behind Balatro, LocalThunk, has spilled the beans on the long-awaited 1.1 update, and it’s…

Tom Cruise Now Requires Six Hours to Explain His Acting Technique
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Tom Cruise Now Requires Six Hours to Explain His Acting Technique

FinnSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

Tom Cruise’s new film Digger is set to hit theaters this fall, but let’s be real, we’re all still waiting…

Amazon Uses AI to Make Bad Dubbing Look Slightly Less Awful Apparently
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Amazon Uses AI to Make Bad Dubbing Look Slightly Less Awful Apparently

FinnSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Amazon’s Prime Video is now using AI to sync dubbed English dialogue with actors’ lip movements, because what could possibly…

Because We Needed Another Superhero Show On Streaming Now
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Because We Needed Another Superhero Show On Streaming Now

FinnSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

Mark your calendars, DC fans: Supergirl is coming home, and by home, I mean to the endless void of streaming…

DJI Unleashes Osmo 360 II Camera and ROMO 2 Vacuum on Unsuspecting IFA Crowds
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DJI Unleashes Osmo 360 II Camera and ROMO 2 Vacuum on Unsuspecting IFA Crowds

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

Because what the world really needed was another camera and smart vacuum to add to the endless pile of gadgets,…

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