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Balatro Gets Mandatory Update With Fresh Ways To Separate You From Cash
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Balatro Gets Mandatory Update With Fresh Ways To Separate You From Cash

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 16, 2026September 16, 2026

It’s finally happening, folks! The mastermind behind Balatro, LocalThunk, has spilled the beans on the long-awaited 1.1 update, and it’s…

Tom Cruise Now Requires Six Hours to Explain His Acting Technique
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Tom Cruise Now Requires Six Hours to Explain His Acting Technique

FinnSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

Tom Cruise’s new film Digger is set to hit theaters this fall, but let’s be real, we’re all still waiting…

Amazon Uses AI to Make Bad Dubbing Look Slightly Less Awful Apparently
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Amazon Uses AI to Make Bad Dubbing Look Slightly Less Awful Apparently

FinnSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Amazon’s Prime Video is now using AI to sync dubbed English dialogue with actors’ lip movements, because what could possibly…

Because We Needed Another Superhero Show On Streaming Now
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Because We Needed Another Superhero Show On Streaming Now

FinnSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

Mark your calendars, DC fans: Supergirl is coming home, and by home, I mean to the endless void of streaming…

DJI Unleashes Osmo 360 II Camera and ROMO 2 Vacuum on Unsuspecting IFA Crowds
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DJI Unleashes Osmo 360 II Camera and ROMO 2 Vacuum on Unsuspecting IFA Crowds

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

Because what the world really needed was another camera and smart vacuum to add to the endless pile of gadgets,…

More stuff to fill the void in your soul this week apparently
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More stuff to fill the void in your soul this week apparently

FinnAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

This week in the never-ending quest for content, several new TV shows and seasons are premiering on various streaming platforms.…

Because What The World Needed Was Another Superman Spinoff
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Because What The World Needed Was Another Superman Spinoff

FinnAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

The DC Universe is at it again, because of course it is. The latest announcement from HBO Max is a…

More Reboots and Sequels to Ignore on Streaming This Weekend
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More Reboots and Sequels to Ignore on Streaming This Weekend

FinnAugust 19, 2026August 19, 2026

It’s that time of the week again, folks, when the streaming giants unleash a fresh batch of movies upon us,…

Because We Needed Another Fast And Furious Movie Apparently
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Because We Needed Another Fast And Furious Movie Apparently

FinnAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

It’s finally happening: the eleventh and supposedly final installment of the Fast & Furious franchise, Fast Forever, is gearing up…

Because You Clearly Need More Shows to Keep Up With
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Because You Clearly Need More Shows to Keep Up With

FinnAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

This week in TV, because sometimes you just don’t want a 90-minute commitment. We get it. In a world where…

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