Geezer Butler Says Ozzy’s Two-Week Post-Show Disappearance Was Totally Expected (Not!)
Geezer Butler, the only reason BLACK SABBATH had any semblance of lyrical coherence (allegedly), has graced us with his profound…
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Geezer Butler, the only reason BLACK SABBATH had any semblance of lyrical coherence (allegedly), has graced us with his profound…
Oh. My. Gawd. 🙄 Look what we have here, folks! It’s THREE DAYS GRACE, back at it again, releasing “Kill…
Paramedics reportedly spent two hours treating Ozzy Osbourne before his inevitable demise on Tuesday, July 22. Two whole hours! 🕰️…
OMG! 😱 The geriatric rap-metal dinosaurs CLAWFINGER are BACK with “Before We All Die”, dropping February 20, 2026, on Perception,…
Metal Pilgrim has uploaded a full video tour of the the Ozzy Osbourne “Working Class Hero” exhibition, which opened in…
So, KITTIE, those purveyors of mid-2000s mall metal nostalgia, actually released a new album? 🙄 At last weekend’s prestigious (lol)…
Fresh off opening for REFUSED (who?) and QUICKSAND (still around?) in the Big Apple as part of “The Refused Are…
ICE NINE KILLS (more like ICE NINE CHILLS, amirite? 😂) frontman Spencer Charnas (who?) is gracing us with his presence…
OMG 😱! Sharon Osbourne, the puppet master 🤹♀️ behind the geriatric rocker Ozzy, is at it again! Apparently, Ozzy’s so…
Alice in Chains! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…