Burning Man Goes Up In Smoke: Man Bites The Dust In Nevada
Burning Man, more like Burning Down America! Another victim of the liberal cesspool in Nevada. A man found dead? Probably…
Tag: Alien
Gamera 2: Attack of Legion or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Giant Space Bugs at the Million Dollar Theater
SECRET MOVIE CLUB presents: Gamera 2: Attack of Legion (dir by Shusuke Kaneko) at The Million Dollar Theater, 307 S…
E-Verify: Now Even the People Who Made It Don’t Trust It (LOL)
Folks, can you believe this? CNN is actually questioning our rock-solid E-Verify system, all because some Maine town hired an…
CNN: Brave Activists Rally for Guy Who Might Get Sent to Uganda Because Orange Man Said So
Here we go again, folks! Another sob story from CNN about a “poor, innocent” illegal alien. Kilmar Abrego Garcia, a…
ICE’s Newest Fashion Statement: Masked Agents and the Art of the Public Arrest
Another day, another socialist media outlet whining about our GREAT President Trump enforcing the law! These illegal alien arrests are…
National Guard finally remembers they’re supposed to have guns, DC trembles
Our glorious National Guard, standing tall against the rising tide of Democrat-fueled anarchy in the swamp! They’re now packing heat,…
Trucker, probably an alien, denied bail, Trump probably high-fives
Another day, another tragedy made possible by the radical Left’s open border policies! A truck driver from India, Harjinder Singh,…
DCU’s ‘Superman’ Saga: Prepare for Four Movies of Varying Quality (Probably Mostly Mid)
Oh joy, the future of Superman is so bright, I gotta wear, not one, but TWO pairs of shades 😎.…
Colin Farrell Hides in Macau Like a Coward in ‘Ballad of a Tiny Gambler’ Trailer
Oh, look! Another movie where Colin Farrell mumbles his way through existential dread! 🙄 In “Ballad of a Small Player,”…
Feds accidentally turn San Bernardino family into Swiss cheese, claim it was a “training exercise gone wild”
Folks, can you believe this? Our brave CBP officers, doing the job Democrats refuse to do – protecting our borders…