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‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’ Burns Through $88 Million Because Apparently We All Forgot About Plot
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‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’ Burns Through $88 Million Because Apparently We All Forgot About Plot

Big ElephantDecember 21, 2025December 21, 2025

James Cameron’s ‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’ Burns Through $400 Million as Hollywood Pushes Climate-Agenda Fantasy on American Families In a…

BLINK-182’s ‘Enema Of The State’ Finally Gets Its Own Medical Warning Label
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BLINK-182’s ‘Enema Of The State’ Finally Gets Its Own Medical Warning Label

Chord F. DiscordDecember 20, 2025December 20, 2025

BLINK-182’s ‘Enema Of The State’ Gets a Vinyl Makeover So Fancy, Even Tom DeLonge’s Alien Abductors Would Be Jealous 💽👽…

Steven Spielberg Finally Spills the Beans and the Internet Immediately Regrets It
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Steven Spielberg Finally Spills the Beans and the Internet Immediately Regrets It

FinnDecember 16, 2025December 16, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: The Government Has Officially Confirmed Aliens Exist—And They’re *Finally* Releasing a Movie About It 🛸🍿 So, you know…

‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’ Review: Finally, a Movie That Proves Fireworks Are Better Than Trees
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‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’ Review: Finally, a Movie That Proves Fireworks Are Better Than Trees

FinnDecember 16, 2025December 16, 2025

James Cameron Just Dropped the Ultimate Space Soap Opera and It’s 3 Hours and 15 Minutes of Glorious Alien Drama…

GWAR Crawls Out of Sewer to Terrorize America Again with SOULFLY and KING PARROT in 2026
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GWAR Crawls Out of Sewer to Terrorize America Again with SOULFLY and KING PARROT in 2026

Chord F. DiscordDecember 15, 2025December 15, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: The End Of Days Is Coming (Again), And It’s Touring North America With A Merch Table 🚨 In…

NASA Opens Doors for Space Business Amidst Alien Lease Disputes
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NASA Opens Doors for Space Business Amidst Alien Lease Disputes

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 13, 2025

**NASA and SBA are teaming up for a virtual town hall that promises to be as thrilling as watching paint…

‘Supergirl’ Trailer Easter Eggs: All the Secrets You Missed (You Probably Squeezed Your Brain Over Nothing)
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‘Supergirl’ Trailer Easter Eggs: All the Secrets You Missed (You Probably Squeezed Your Brain Over Nothing)

FinnDecember 12, 2025December 12, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Supergirl Movie Announced, Internet Immediately Splits Into Two Camps — People Who Care and People Who Are Obviously…

The New ‘Supergirl’ Takes Flight in First Trailer and Apparently Your Mom’s Heart
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The New ‘Supergirl’ Takes Flight in First Trailer and Apparently Your Mom’s Heart

FinnDecember 11, 2025December 11, 2025

When Supergirl first flew onto the big screen in 1984, she didn’t just crash-land — she face-planted directly into the…

ICE Has a Bad Day as Judge Declares ‘Free the Abrego’ and Custody Can’t Hold Him Any Longer
Leftist Judge Orders Release of Deported Criminal, Proving Once Again That the Deep State Hates America
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ICE Has a Bad Day as Judge Declares ‘Free the Abrego’ and Custody Can’t Hold Him Any Longer

Big ElephantDecember 11, 2025December 11, 2025

In a stunning act of judicial overreach that could only come from an Obama-appointed activist judge, a federal court in…

Disney and OpenAI Just Made A Deal To Make Sora Into The Next Mickey Mouse
🚨 BREAKING: Disney Just Sold Its Soul to OpenAI for $1 Billion and a High-Five from Sam Altman 🙌💸
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Disney and OpenAI Just Made A Deal To Make Sora Into The Next Mickey Mouse

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 11, 2025December 11, 2025

In a move that has sent shockwaves through the entertainment industry (and probably a few existential crises through the animatronic…

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