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Tag: Alternative metal

System of a Down Fans Chant Pull Oasis Out Your Ass
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System of a Down Fans Chant Pull Oasis Out Your Ass

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

System of a Down led the audience at London’s Tottenham Hotspur Stadium in an anti-Oasis chant during their show on…

Poppy Launches North American Tour with Epic 17 Song Setlist
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Poppy Launches North American Tour with Epic 17 Song Setlist

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2026

Poppy kicked off her “Constantly Nowhere” North American headlining tour on Tuesday night, July 7th, with a 17-song set at…

Prong Drops New Self Titled Album
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Prong Drops New Self Titled Album

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2026

Prong have announced a new self-titled album, due out November 6th via their new label Napalm Records. It marks the…

Metal Musician Shaun Glass Dies at 57
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Metal Musician Shaun Glass Dies at 57

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026

Shaun Glass, a member of the bands Broken Hope, SOiL, Repentance and others over the years, died at 57 years…

Godsmack in Charlotte, NC (05/14/2026)
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Godsmack in Charlotte, NC (05/14/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 15, 2026

Alternative metal from Lawrence, Massachusetts Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Stitched Up Heart in Greensboro, NC (05/13/2026)
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Stitched Up Heart in Greensboro, NC (05/13/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2026

Alternative metal from Los Angeles Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

SEVERALS UNVEIL A NEW CHAPTER (AND KILL THE SUN, BECAUSE WHY NOT?)
SEVERALS Cut the Power: Why "When The Sun Is Dark" is a Verdict, Not Just a Single
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SEVERALS UNVEIL A NEW CHAPTER (AND KILL THE SUN, BECAUSE WHY NOT?)

FinnJanuary 30, 2026January 30, 2026

If you thought Czechia was only good for gothic architecture and affordable beer, SEVERALS are here to prove you wrong…

Rob Zombie Unleashes ‘Heathen Days’ – Prepare for Utter Chaos (and Maybe a Headache) from ‘The Great Satan’ Album
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Rob Zombie Unleashes ‘Heathen Days’ – Prepare for Utter Chaos (and Maybe a Headache) from ‘The Great Satan’ Album

Chord F. DiscordNovember 21, 2025November 21, 2025

OMG! 😱 Rob Zombie, the dude who still thinks it’s 1998, is dropping “Heathen Days”, the *second* single (because one…

Helmet in Greensboro, NC (11/12/2025)
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Helmet in Greensboro, NC (11/12/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 13, 2025

Alternative metal band from New York City Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

DRY KILL LOGIC Starts New Album Titled ‘Your Sins Will Find You’ and a Spring 2026 Tour (Good Luck with That)
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DRY KILL LOGIC Starts New Album Titled ‘Your Sins Will Find You’ and a Spring 2026 Tour (Good Luck with That)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 8, 2025October 8, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Are you guys STILL talking about DRY KILL LOGIC? 😂 After an “explosive” 💥 2025 (explosive like a…

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