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Tag: Alternative metal

šŸŽø Tool: Music on Repeat — The New Concert Format! šŸŽ¶
šŸŽ¤ Tool in the Sand: When a Concert Feels Like DĆ©jĆ  Vu šŸ”
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šŸŽø Tool: Music on Repeat — The New Concert Format! šŸŽ¶

Chord F. DiscordMarch 12, 2025March 12, 2025

Punta Cana, Dominican Republic — This past weekend, the Tool in the Sand festival turned into a musical Groundhog Day,…

šŸ“¢Breaking: SOAD’s New Album Includes Dog Barks, Existential Screams, and … Mustache ASMR?!
You Won’t Believe What SOAD’s New Album Sounds Like – Spoiler: It’s Hair-Raising!
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šŸ“¢Breaking: SOAD’s New Album Includes Dog Barks, Existential Screams, and … Mustache ASMR?!

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 8, 2025February 8, 2025

Legendary rock band System of a Down has officially confirmed their long-awaited new album, but there’s a twist: 5 out…

šŸ”„ From Bras to Beards: Life of Agony’s Singer Gets Back in the Testosterone Lane! šŸŽø
⚔ Mina Caputo Hits Ā«ReverseĀ»: Gender Bender Goes Back to Keith! šŸ’„
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šŸ”„ From Bras to Beards: Life of Agony’s Singer Gets Back in the Testosterone Lane! šŸŽø

FinnNovember 20, 2024November 20, 2024

The world of rock has seen some strange plot twists, but few compare to the gender flip-flopping saga of Life…

🄁 Lost the Beat? Primus Drummer Thought He’d Been Playing in Primordial Since the ā€˜80s!
🤯 You Won’t Believe Why Primus’ Drummer Really Left – 40-Year Identity Crisis!
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🄁 Lost the Beat? Primus Drummer Thought He’d Been Playing in Primordial Since the ā€˜80s!

FinnNovember 4, 2024

In what may go down as one of the wildest mix-ups in rock history, Tim Ā«HerbĀ» Alexander, Primus’ notoriously on-again,…

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