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Tag: alternative rock

FILTER Dumps ‘All The Good’ Single From Upcoming ‘The Algorithm: Ultra Yawn’
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FILTER Dumps ‘All The Good’ Single From Upcoming ‘The Algorithm: Ultra Yawn’

Chord F. DiscordJuly 12, 2025July 12, 2025

🀣OMG! Platinum-selling, (allegedly) post-industrial/alternative rock pioneers FILTER (who?) are gracing us with their remixed and remastered NEW album, “The Algorithm:…

Wes Scantlin Promises New Album Will Make You Cry (Probably From Laughter)
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Wes Scantlin Promises New Album Will Make You Cry (Probably From Laughter)

Chord F. DiscordMay 11, 2025May 11, 2025

In a new interview with Mark Strigl, PUDDLE OF MUDD frontman Wes Scantlin, the only guy keeping the “Mud” afloat…

🎸 “Up From The Bottom” by Linkin Park: How the New Song Exploded in Adult Stores! πŸ”₯
πŸš€ "Up From The Bottom" β€” The Track That Lifts More Than Just Spirits! 😏
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🎸 “Up From The Bottom” by Linkin Park: How the New Song Exploded in Adult Stores! πŸ”₯

Chord F. DiscordMarch 28, 2025March 28, 2025

In the world of music, something incredible has happened β€” Linkin Park’s new song “Up From The Bottom” has become…

Courtney Love Withdraws UK Citizenship Application After Learning Britain Is the 51st U.S. State😑
Rock Star vs. Geography: Courtney Love's UK Citizenship Drama 🎸🌍 4️⃣
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Courtney Love Withdraws UK Citizenship Application After Learning Britain Is the 51st U.S. State😑

Chord F. DiscordMarch 18, 2025March 18, 2025

LONDON 🏰 β€” In a shocking (but not really) announcement, legendary rocker 🎸 Courtney Love has withdrawn her UK citizenship…

🎸 β€œWe Are NOT Trash!” – U.S. Waste Collectors Outraged at Rock Band GarbageπŸ—‘οΈ
😑 Garbage Workers Call for Boycott! β€œWe Won’t Be Disrespected!”
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🎸 β€œWe Are NOT Trash!” – U.S. Waste Collectors Outraged at Rock Band GarbageπŸ—‘οΈ

Chord F. DiscordMarch 2, 2025March 2, 2025

The U.S. is on the verge of a garbage crisis, and the reason might shock youβ€”it’s all because of the…

🚨 After Shaina Shepherd’s Disaster at The Showbox, Soundgarden Says Β«Hold My Beer!Β» 🍺
🀯 Soundgarden’s Β«Freebird!Β» Guy Gambit: A Hilarious Response to Their Worst Gig Ever!
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🚨 After Shaina Shepherd’s Disaster at The Showbox, Soundgarden Says Β«Hold My Beer!Β» 🍺

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 15, 2025January 15, 2025

Seattle, WA – It seems Soundgarden just can’t stop surprising – or trolling – their fans. After their disastrous December…

🎢 Dave Grohl’s Daughter’s Band Drummer Fears Β«”Hawkins Destiny”Β» β€” And Backup Vocalist Channels Kurt Cobain! 🎀
πŸ”ͺ Is the Curse of Nirvana Haunting Dave Grohl’s Family Band? β€œNot Buying Guns, Not Doing Drugs”! πŸ™
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🎢 Dave Grohl’s Daughter’s Band Drummer Fears Β«”Hawkins Destiny”Β» β€” And Backup Vocalist Channels Kurt Cobain! 🎀

Chord F. DiscordDecember 19, 2024December 19, 2024

Violet Grohl, the 18 – year – old daughter of rock legend Dave Grohl, is making waves with her upcoming…

Are You Sure This Is Linkin Park? Fans Claim New Song Sounds Like Paramore! 🎸
Linkin Park’s Β«Over Each OtherΒ» Mix-Up: Fans Demand Β«RealΒ» Rock Back! 🎀
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Are You Sure This Is Linkin Park? Fans Claim New Song Sounds Like Paramore! 🎸

FinnOctober 25, 2024October 25, 2024

It’s official: Linkin Park’s new single Β«Over Each OtherΒ» has dropped, and instead of rocking fans’ worlds, it’s left them…

πŸ’€ Radiohead Might Return β€” But Only to Cry About Life’s Sadness on Stage 😭
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πŸ’€ Radiohead Might Return β€” But Only to Cry About Life’s Sadness on Stage 😭

FinnOctober 22, 2024October 22, 2024

In the latest shocking-but-not-surprising turn of events, Thom Yorke β€” Radiohead’s resident king of angst and doom β€” has made…

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