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ALIEN ANT FARM drops Gaslighter because your ex needed another song to relate to
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ALIEN ANT FARM drops Gaslighter because your ex needed another song to relate to

Chord F. DiscordOctober 8, 2026October 8, 2026

I mean, who wouldn’t want to listen to a band that’s been around since the Clinton administration? ALIEN ANT FARM,…

Democrats Privately Freaking Out About Abdul El-Sayed’s Senate Chances
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Democrats Privately Freaking Out About Abdul El-Sayed’s Senate Chances

Big ElephantOctober 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Abdul El-Sayed, the Democratic candidate for the Michigan Senate, is predicting…

Trumpism thriving because who needs stability anyway
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Trumpism thriving because who needs stability anyway

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump’s brand of conservative populist nationalism…

Trump’s AI Debunks His Own False Claims Because Someone Had To
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Trump’s AI Debunks His Own False Claims Because Someone Had To

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump launched a new chatbot on Tuesday, and it’s…

China’s AI Sales Pitch Apparently More Convincing Than US
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China’s AI Sales Pitch Apparently More Convincing Than US

Big ElephantSeptember 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US and China are going head-to-head in the AI race,…

Putin’s Buddy to Save US Farmers Because That’s Totally Normal
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Putin’s Buddy to Save US Farmers Because That’s Totally Normal

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest trade war drama, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading…

Trump Loses Favorite Photo Ops Due to Petty Press Ban
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Trump Loses Favorite Photo Ops Due to Petty Press Ban

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the White House and the press corps, and folks,…

Oh Joy Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Better Things to Spend Your Money
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Oh Joy Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Better Things to Spend Your Money

FinnSeptember 22, 2026September 22, 2026

You are officially invited to take a step back in time and relive the glory days of your childhood with…

Prong blesses us with another 3 minutes of music to ignore at the gym
Breaking, Music News

Prong blesses us with another 3 minutes of music to ignore at the gym

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 22, 2026September 22, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 😒 PRONG is back, and they’re not just phoning it in, they’re…

Lavina & Alexandra Căpitănescu in Belgrade, Serbia (09/19/2026)
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Lavina & Alexandra Căpitănescu in Belgrade, Serbia (09/19/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 21, 2026

Alternative Rock/Metal from Serbia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

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