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Lavina in Belgrade, Serbia (09/19/2026)
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Lavina in Belgrade, Serbia (09/19/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 20, 2026

Alternative Rock/Metal from Serbia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,”…

GameSir peddles gaudy Fortnite controllers for mobile gamers
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GameSir peddles gaudy Fortnite controllers for mobile gamers

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 18, 2026September 18, 2026

Fortnite, the game that refuses to be derailed, is adding yet another major collaboration to its already impressive list. Because,…

Hipnosis Festival 2026 Features Kim Gordon Future Islands Melvins
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Hipnosis Festival 2026 Features Kim Gordon Future Islands Melvins

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 15, 2026

The ninth edition of the psychedelic and alternative music festival, Hipnosis Festival, has revealed its full 2026 lineup, with Future…

Because You Clearly Need More Reminders Of Hollywood’s Desperation In 2026 Films
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Because You Clearly Need More Reminders Of Hollywood’s Desperation In 2026 Films

FinnSeptember 12, 2026September 12, 2026

Rotten Tomatoes, the review aggregation site that’s become the go-to destination for film enthusiasts and industry professionals alike, introduced its…

Rhode Island Gov Gets Rare Primary Boot Courtesy Helena Foulkes
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Rhode Island Gov Gets Rare Primary Boot Courtesy Helena Foulkes

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Former CVS executive Helena Foulkes is projected to win the Democratic…

Benji Webbe Joins Defences To Save World With Another Generic Protest Song
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Benji Webbe Joins Defences To Save World With Another Generic Protest Song

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🀯 Because I’m not. DEFENCES, the alternative metal band that’s been making…

China Ditches Iran For Brazil Oil Because Why Not
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China Ditches Iran For Brazil Oil Because Why Not

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Brazil’s oil production hitting record highs, and I just can’t help but…

War With Iran Somehow Made Economy Worse
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War With Iran Somehow Made Economy Worse

Big ElephantSeptember 7, 2026

The Iran war has certainly left its mark on the global economy, and I’m not just talking about the price…

Radiohead Sets 2027 Tour For Australia And Japan
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Radiohead Sets 2027 Tour For Australia And Japan

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 7, 2026

RADIOHEAD have confirmed a 21-date run of shows in Perth, Melbourne, and Sydney, Australia, and Saitama, Japan, taking place in…

Melvins in Asheville, NC (09/05/2026)
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Melvins in Asheville, NC (09/05/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 5, 2026

Alternative metal from Montesano, Washington Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of…

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