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Rhode Island Gov Gets Rare Primary Boot Courtesy Helena Foulkes
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Rhode Island Gov Gets Rare Primary Boot Courtesy Helena Foulkes

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Former CVS executive Helena Foulkes is projected to win the Democratic…

Benji Webbe Joins Defences To Save World With Another Generic Protest Song
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Benji Webbe Joins Defences To Save World With Another Generic Protest Song

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Because I’m not. DEFENCES, the alternative metal band that’s been making…

China Ditches Iran For Brazil Oil Because Why Not
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China Ditches Iran For Brazil Oil Because Why Not

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Brazil’s oil production hitting record highs, and I just can’t help but…

War With Iran Somehow Made Economy Worse
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War With Iran Somehow Made Economy Worse

Big ElephantSeptember 7, 2026

The Iran war has certainly left its mark on the global economy, and I’m not just talking about the price…

Radiohead Sets 2027 Tour For Australia And Japan
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Radiohead Sets 2027 Tour For Australia And Japan

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 7, 2026

RADIOHEAD have confirmed a 21-date run of shows in Perth, Melbourne, and Sydney, Australia, and Saitama, Japan, taking place in…

Melvins in Asheville, NC (09/05/2026)
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Melvins in Asheville, NC (09/05/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 5, 2026

Alternative metal from Montesano, Washington Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Trump Downplays Conflict That Killed 18 US Troops As Minor Snafu
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Trump Downplays Conflict That Killed 18 US Troops As Minor Snafu

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest comments on the Iran conflict, and I’ve got to…

Texas Republicans Play Chicken With Ken Paxton’s Career
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Texas Republicans Play Chicken With Ken Paxton’s Career

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2026

This Texas Senate race is getting more dramatic by the day, folks. I almost spilled my coffee reading about the…

Because You Clearly Need More TV to Watch This Week
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Because You Clearly Need More TV to Watch This Week

FinnAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

We’re back with another thrilling installment of “what’s new on streaming,” because that’s what passes for excitement in the entertainment…

Tears For Fears rehashes The Seeds Of Love because why not again
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Tears For Fears rehashes The Seeds Of Love because why not again

Chord F. DiscordAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

It’s time to dust off those old Tears For Fears albums, because the band has announced a reissue project for…

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