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MSI loads up back to school season with obscenely powerful desktops
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MSI loads up back to school season with obscenely powerful desktops

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Back to school season is upon us, and you know what that means: a slew of shiny new desktops vying…

Gaming’s latest cash grab: overpriced live stream cameras for wannabe influencers
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Gaming’s latest cash grab: overpriced live stream cameras for wannabe influencers

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Live streaming has come a long way, baby! We’ve got cameras that can make you look like a pro, even…

Weezer Delivers Genuine Rock on The Gold Album
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Weezer Delivers Genuine Rock on The Gold Album

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 19, 2026

Weezer’s 20th LP, widely dubbed The Gold Album, features a self-referential quiet-loud rocker intentionally structured as a “sequel” to 1994’s…

Barcode To The Rescue Apparently
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Barcode To The Rescue Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the humble barcode is getting a major upgrade.…

Anneke Van Giersbergen Still Milking 30 Year Old Album Because You People Won’t Let It Die
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Anneke Van Giersbergen Still Milking 30 Year Old Album Because You People Won’t Let It Die

Chord F. DiscordAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some nostalgia?! πŸ™„ Anneke Van Giersbergen, the legendary vocalist of THE GATHERING, is…

Helmet in Greensboro, NC (08/16/2026)
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Helmet in Greensboro, NC (08/16/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

Alternative metal band from New York City Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe…

WOLF Still Exists Somehow Announces New Album Hour Of The Wolf
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WOLF Still Exists Somehow Announces New Album Hour Of The Wolf

Chord F. DiscordAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

OH NO, THE WOLF IS COMING! 🐺πŸ’₯ Swedish traditional metallers WOLF are releasing their tenth studio album, “Hour Of The…

Olivia Rodrigo Unveils Daisy Chain Fields Festival Schedule
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Olivia Rodrigo Unveils Daisy Chain Fields Festival Schedule

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 11, 2026

Olivia Rodrigo has revealed the schedule for the inaugural Daisy Chain Fields festival, and attendees won’t have to make a…

Trump Upgrades to Slightly Less Outdated Plane
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Trump Upgrades to Slightly Less Outdated Plane

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump secretly switched planes before departing Turkey last month…

Senate Throws Money At Problem To Maybe Not Shut Down
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Senate Throws Money At Problem To Maybe Not Shut Down

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. The Senate passed a bill on…

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