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Evanescence in Charlotte, NC (08/04/2026)
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Evanescence in Charlotte, NC (08/04/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 5, 2026August 17, 2026

Alternative metal from Little Rock, Arkansas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Spiritbox in Charlotte, NC (08/04/2026)
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Spiritbox in Charlotte, NC (08/04/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 4, 2026August 17, 2026

Alternative metal from Victoria, British Columbia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Jerry Cantrell and Kim Thayil bless us with music camp because you clearly need their help
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Jerry Cantrell and Kim Thayil bless us with music camp because you clearly need their help

Chord F. DiscordAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

OMG, you guys, the most epic thing just happened! 🤯 Seattle, the city that brought us grunge, flannel, and a…

Prong still exists and has a new song somehow
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Prong still exists and has a new song somehow

Chord F. DiscordAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤯 I mean, I can barely contain my enthusiasm… 😴…

BREAKING IN A SEQUENCE saves music with new single Dont Run obviously
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BREAKING IN A SEQUENCE saves music with new single Dont Run obviously

Chord F. DiscordAugust 2, 2026August 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 BREAKING IN A SEQUENCE just dropped a new single, “Don’t Run”,…

Trump’s Reflecting Pool Now Officially More Scandalous Than His Hair
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Trump’s Reflecting Pool Now Officially More Scandalous Than His Hair

Big ElephantAugust 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Justice Department dropped its case against David Hearn, the former…

Universities cash in on students’ desperate quest for online fame
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Universities cash in on students’ desperate quest for online fame

Big ElephantAugust 1, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest trend in higher education, and I have to say, it’s a…

Jackery brings overpriced batteries to Canada because money grows on trees
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Jackery brings overpriced batteries to Canada because money grows on trees

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

Get ready, Canada, because Jackery is about to power up your life with its HomePower Series, and I’m not just…

Smashing Pumpkins Host Surprise Brady Bunch Reunion at Lollapalooza
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Smashing Pumpkins Host Surprise Brady Bunch Reunion at Lollapalooza

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2026

The Smashing Pumpkins welcomed an unexpected guest during their Lollapalooza pre-show in Chicago on Wednesday night: The Brady Bunch star…

VA Secretary Has Alternative Facts On Veteran Wait Times Apparently
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VA Secretary Has Alternative Facts On Veteran Wait Times Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the VA is having some major issues with…

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