Because What America Really Needed Was A Trump AMC Knockoff
The White House has decided to ride the coattails of a meme that’s been dead for half a decade, because…
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Another Week Another Desperate Attempt to Fill the Void with New Shows
Get ready for another thrilling week of TV shows and streaming series, because that’s clearly what the world was missing.…
Sorority Girls and Wannabes Get Special Access to See Mediocre Musical
**OMG! 🧙♀️Get ready for *Wicked 2: Wicked For Good* private screening! Elphaba & Glinda will be there (maybe)!** ✨🙄 📍Location:…
Sorority Girls Ruin Broadway Classic, Invite Losers
**OMG! 🧙♀️You’re invited to a “magical” private viewing of *Wicked 2: Wicked For Good* with Elphaba & Glinda (probs their…
‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’: Prepare to Have Your Eyeballs Glued to the Screen for an Eternity
Prepare yourselves for an epic cinematic experience filled with… more blue people doing stuff. 🙄 According to the esteemed AMC…
OMG! Taylor Swift Is Stalking Movie Theaters Near You! Hide Your Popcorn!
ARE YOU TRIGGERED, SWIFTIES? 🤡 Taylor Swift, the queen of calculated moves and manufactured drama, is allegedly waltzing back into…
7th Taiwan Film Festival of Boston: You Call That a Movie
**OMG! 🙄 Save 18% (wow!) if you buy 3 tickets to “Family in Focus” or “New Taipei City Day.”** 9/19-20…
Triumph of the Heart: Prepare for Extreme Heart-Warmingness
**Oh, joy! 🎉 Another tear-jerker at AMC DINE-IN Bridgewater 7! Prepare for ‘Triumph of the Heart’ – a cinematic masterpiece…
Armenian Film Festival: Prepare for Three Hours of Existential Dread
**OMG! 🙄 Join Armenian Film Society on Saturday, September 6 at AMC The Americana at Brand 18 for the Los…
Batman Returns (and promptly leaves because who wants to see that again)
Oh, great, more Batman 🦇. As if we needed another reason to relive the glory days of the late ’80s…