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7th Taiwan Film Festival of Boston: You Call That a Movie
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7th Taiwan Film Festival of Boston: You Call That a Movie

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 15, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Save 18% (wow!) if you buy 3 tickets to “Family in Focus” or “New Taipei City Day.”** 9/19-20…

Triumph of the Heart: Prepare for Extreme Heart-Warmingness
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Triumph of the Heart: Prepare for Extreme Heart-Warmingness

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 8, 2025

**Oh, joy! 🎉 Another tear-jerker at AMC DINE-IN Bridgewater 7! Prepare for ‘Triumph of the Heart’ – a cinematic masterpiece…

Armenian Film Festival: Prepare for Three Hours of Existential Dread
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Armenian Film Festival: Prepare for Three Hours of Existential Dread

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 5, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Join Armenian Film Society on Saturday, September 6 at AMC The Americana at Brand 18 for the Los…

Batman Returns (and promptly leaves because who wants to see that again)
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Batman Returns (and promptly leaves because who wants to see that again)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 2, 2025August 2, 2025

Oh, great, more Batman 🦇. As if we needed another reason to relive the glory days of the late ’80s…

AMC’s 50% Discounts: Saving Hollywood or Just Delaying the Inevitable Doom?
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AMC’s 50% Discounts: Saving Hollywood or Just Delaying the Inevitable Doom?

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2025July 14, 2025

Oh, the poor, struggling movie theaters! Seems like even Hollywood is bowing down to the woke-a-holics, offering discounts just to…

Dead by Daylight Summons Geriatric Zombie Killers: Rick, Michonne, and Daryl Shuffle Uneasily into The Fog
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Dead by Daylight Summons Geriatric Zombie Killers: Rick, Michonne, and Daryl Shuffle Uneasily into The Fog

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

Oh, great, more content for Dead by Daylight. As if we needed more reasons to get camped in the basement.…

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