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Tag: American Politics

Gravel Teens somehow landed jobs at OpenAI miraculously
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Gravel Teens somehow landed jobs at OpenAI miraculously

Big ElephantAugust 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that the “Gravel Teens” – you know,…

AG Todd Blanche somehow not involved in weird seashell threat thing
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AG Todd Blanche somehow not involved in weird seashell threat thing

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this wild story. Apparently, the Justice Department is saying…

Rubio Reveals He Is Not a Country Music Fan
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Rubio Reveals He Is Not a Country Music Fan

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 12, 2026

During an appearance on The Katie Miller Podcast, Secretary of State Marco Rubio shared some of his musical opinions. They’re……

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