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Tag: As I Lay Dying

As I Lay Dying Finally Remember They Have A Band
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As I Lay Dying Finally Remember They Have A Band

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? ๐Ÿคฏ AS I LAY DYING has finished recording their ninth studio album,…

AS I LAY DYING Has ‘All The Songs Ready’ To Make Your Ears Bleed Again With Next Studio Album
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AS I LAY DYING Has ‘All The Songs Ready’ To Make Your Ears Bleed Again With Next Studio Album

Chord F. DiscordMarch 5, 2026March 5, 2026

AS I LAY DYING vocalist Tim Lambesis and bassist/clean vocalist Chris Clancy sat down with Egor Erushin earlier this month…

๐Ÿ›‘The Uncanceled: Top 5 Western Metal Bands Playing in Russia During the War ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ
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๐Ÿ›‘The Uncanceled: Top 5 Western Metal Bands Playing in Russia During the War ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 29, 2026

Since the invasion of Ukraine ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ, the vast majority of international artists have boycotted Russia ๐Ÿšซ. However, not everyone joined…

AS I LAY DYING Drops New Single ‘If I Fall’ (Spoiler: They Probably Will)
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AS I LAY DYING Drops New Single ‘If I Fall’ (Spoiler: They Probably Will)

Chord F. DiscordNovember 19, 2025November 19, 2025

Ah yes, “Echoes”, the sound of desperation from AS I LAY DYING, a band whose leader thought hiring a hitman…

As I Lay Dying or As I Lay Crying? New Lineup, New Single, Same Old Drama
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As I Lay Dying or As I Lay Crying? New Lineup, New Single, Same Old Drama

Chord F. DiscordOctober 8, 2025October 8, 2025

HAHA! ๐Ÿคฃ Metalcore “mainstays” AS I LAY DYING, the band that makes more comebacks than a boomerang on steroids, is…

The Rasmus Drops ‘Weirdo’ Music Vid Featuring Some Guy From THE FUNERAL PORTRAIT, Who Cares
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The Rasmus Drops ‘Weirdo’ Music Vid Featuring Some Guy From THE FUNERAL PORTRAIT, Who Cares

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 12, 2025September 12, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿคช Can you believe it’s been almost a whole YEAR ๐Ÿ“… since those Finnish rockers ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ, THE RASMUS (who…

๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Tim Lambesis Is Back on Tour โ€” Because Only Terrorist Russia Will Book Him ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿคก
As I Lay Dying in Russia?! Tim Lambesis' Insane Comeback Tour ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ’€
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๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Tim Lambesis Is Back on Tour โ€” Because Only Terrorist Russia Will Book Him ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿคก

FinnJune 6, 2025June 6, 2025

Remember Tim Lambesis? The As I Lay Dying frontman who once tried to hire a hitman to kill his wife,…

As I Lay Dying in Russia! ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ’€ The Fall of Tim Lambesis Explained ๐Ÿคก
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As I Lay Dying in Russia! ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ’€ The Fall of Tim Lambesis Explained ๐Ÿคก

Chuck B. BallsyJune 5, 2025

Once a metalcore star, now a walking PR disaster, Lambesis is launching a one-man nostalgia tour in Russia (and several…

AS I LAY DYING: The “We Swear We’re Not Still Canceled” European Tour 2025 (Maybe)
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AS I LAY DYING: The “We Swear We’re Not Still Canceled” European Tour 2025 (Maybe)

Chord F. DiscordMay 21, 2025May 21, 2025

Okay, buckle up buttercups, because your favorite band of reformed (debatable) metalcore mayhem, AS I LAY DYING, is back! And…

๐Ÿค˜ Total Metal Meltdown: As I Lay Dying Guitarist Ditches Band After Timโ€™s Latest Shenanigans!
๐Ÿงจ Can Tim Lambesis Keep a Band Together? As I Lay Dying Loses Yet Another Guitarist! ๐Ÿงจ
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๐Ÿค˜ Total Metal Meltdown: As I Lay Dying Guitarist Ditches Band After Timโ€™s Latest Shenanigans!

FinnOctober 31, 2024October 31, 2024

As I Lay Dying guitarist Phil Sgrosso has finally hit his limit and made his exit from the beleaguered metal…

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