Musk’s Latest Bright Idea Angers Everyone Somehow Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US-Ukraine relations are in a crisis, and it’s getting worse…
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Trump’s Most Influential Tweet Still Somehow Not His Worst
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Jesse Farrar, the guy who tweeted a pretty prophetic joke back in 2016.…
Turmoil ends with utterly thrilling minor tweaks to Greenland deal
I’m sipping my coffee, reading CNN, and trying to wrap my head around the latest news on the Greenland deal.…
Trump Loses Favorite Photo Ops Due to Petty Press Ban
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the White House and the press corps, and folks,…
Europe Prepares for Wider Conflict Because That’s Just Great
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Europe is getting a little spooked, and for…
Nation Rebrands As America Because Why Not
So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest antics on CNN, and I come across this article…
Trump Redecorates America With Fancy New Map Names
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. Apparently, President Donald Trump thinks New…
Trump Resurrects Lake America Because That Worked So Well Last Time
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading…
Nation Renamed Lake Because Why Not At This Point
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest move, and I have to say, it’s a doozy.…
XENTRIX Still Making Music Because You Clearly Asked For It
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤩 I just can’t contain my excitement… U.K. thrash veterans…