Nation Rebrands As America Because Why Not
So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest antics on CNN, and I come across this article…
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Trump Redecorates America With Fancy New Map Names
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. Apparently, President Donald Trump thinks New…
Trump Resurrects Lake America Because That Worked So Well Last Time
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading…
Nation Renamed Lake Because Why Not At This Point
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest move, and I have to say, it’s a doozy.…
XENTRIX Still Making Music Because You Clearly Asked For It
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤩 I just can’t contain my excitement… U.K. thrash veterans…
Justice Dept. quietly ditches Reflecting Pool renovation debacle lawsuit suddenly
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest development in the case against former Olympian David Hearn, and…
LOUDNESS Still Loud After All These Years Somehow
I just spilled my beer all over my black metal t-shirt because I’m so shocked that LOUDNESS is still kicking…
Trump Tries Fixing Reflecting Pool, Because That’s The Real Priority
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool, and folks, it’s a…
Britain Finds Out It’s Been Dumped By America Via Messenger
Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the 250th anniversary of America’s independence from Britain, and I’m thinking,…
HALESTORM’s LZZY HALE Totally Not Freaking Out About Touring With BABYMETAL Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong With That
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic tour announcement ever? 🤩🎸 HALESTORM is hitting the road with…