Oh Joy Another Made Up Holiday to Celebrate Boring Architects on June 9
Let’s party 🎉! Help us celebrate learning in all its forms! 🤓 June 9, 2026: International Day of Recognition 📚💡…
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HALESTORM’s LZZY HALE Totally Not Freaking Out About Touring With BABYMETAL Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong With That
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic tour announcement ever? 🤩🎸 HALESTORM is hitting the road with…
20 US Airports Don’t Have TSA. Passengers There Are Living the Dream While the Rest of Us Suffer in Line
In a shocking turn of events that’s got the Deep State trembling, 20 airports across America are laughing all the…
BRENT SMITH Confirms SHINEDOWN’s ‘Ei8ht’ Album Is So Long, It’s Basically a Double Record — Strap In for an Epic Marathon Listening Session!
Oh, look, it’s Brent Smith, back with another record that probably took longer to name than to write 🎤. The…
SHINEDOWN Unleashes ‘Ei8ht’ Album, Drops ‘Safe And Sound’ Single, and Plans 2026 World Tour to Make Your Ears Cry Tears of Joy (or Confusion)
In a shocking twist that absolutely no one saw coming, SHINEDOWN has announced they’ll be releasing their eighth studio album,…
Legendary NWOBHM Band MORE Unleashes ‘Spirits Of War’ Single Because Why Not, ‘Destructor’ Album Incoming to Save Your Playlist
Attention, headbangers and vinyl collectors: MORE is back to remind you that they’ve been here all along, probably lifting weights…
Analysis: Is Trump Serious About Buying Greenland? Let’s Map Out This 4D Chess Masterstroke
President Donald J. Trump is playing 4D chess while the weak-kneed globalists in Copenhagen are busy melting down. He’s dead…
When Uncle Sam Plays Pirate: The Day America Hijacks an Oil Tanker and Pretends It’s Legal
Trump’s Great Venezuelan Oil Heist: When Leftist Tankers Meet Right-Wing Freedom In a stunning display of American might that would…
Oil tanker on the run gets a makeover and suddenly discovers its inner Russian soul, much to Uncle Sam’s confusion
Good Lord, Democrats and Their Iranian Oil-Smuggling Friends Just Got Caught Red-Handed Painting a Russian Flag on a Rust Bucket…
Shinedown Dumps New Single ‘Searchlight’ Like We Asked For It
SHINEDOWN, those purveyors of sonic wallpaper, have graced us with a new ditty, “Searchlight”, via their overlords at Atlantic Records.…