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Tag: Avengers: Endgame

More Cash Grabs Announced at Marvel Comic-Con 2026 Because You Will Pay
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More Cash Grabs Announced at Marvel Comic-Con 2026 Because You Will Pay

FinnJuly 26, 2026July 26, 2026

Marvel arrived at San Diego Comic-Con 2026 at a crossroads. With some of its biggest movies on the horizon, the…

Avengers Doomsday Trailer Serves Up More Of The Same Old Overhyped Nonsense Again
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Avengers Doomsday Trailer Serves Up More Of The Same Old Overhyped Nonsense Again

FinnJuly 24, 2026July 24, 2026

We’re back with another installment of “let’s pick apart every frame of the Avengers: Doomsday trailer” because, apparently, that’s what…

Because Hollywood Ran Out of New Ideas for Avengers Doomsday
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Because Hollywood Ran Out of New Ideas for Avengers Doomsday

FinnJuly 23, 2026July 24, 2026

The first official trailer for Avengers: Doomsday has dropped, and with it comes the return of Steve Rogers, reconnecting with…

Because What The World Needed Was Another Doomsday Sequel Poster Apparently
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Because What The World Needed Was Another Doomsday Sequel Poster Apparently

FinnJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

We’ve got our hands on some brand new concept art for Avengers: Doomsday, and it’s a real treat for fans…

Avengers Endgame Now With 100 More Minutes of Tony Stark Looking Sad and Brooding
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Avengers Endgame Now With 100 More Minutes of Tony Stark Looking Sad and Brooding

FinnJune 24, 2026June 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿฟ Marvel is re-releasing Avengers: Endgame in theaters, because you…

Marvel Fans Can Now Drop $16,000 on a Shiny Infinity Gauntlet Replica Because Why Not?
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Marvel Fans Can Now Drop $16,000 on a Shiny Infinity Gauntlet Replica Because Why Not?

FinnMarch 21, 2026March 21, 2026

Congratulations! Youโ€™re One Step Closer to Universal Domination (for Just $16,129.99) What, you thought the power to control the universe…

Priyanka Chopra Jonas and Karl Urban Team Up in The Bluff โ€“ Because Apparently We Needed More Plot Twists
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Priyanka Chopra Jonas and Karl Urban Team Up in The Bluff โ€“ Because Apparently We Needed More Plot Twists

FinnJanuary 12, 2026January 12, 2026

Hold onto your rum and don’t spill the grog, because Priyanka Chopra Jonas is trading in her red-carpet gowns for…

X-Men crash Avengers: Doomsday like that awkward family reunion you never wanted
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X-Men crash Avengers: Doomsday like that awkward family reunion you never wanted

FinnJanuary 7, 2026January 7, 2026

Marvel has officially released the X-Men teaser for Avengers: Doomsday, and honestly, the only thing more chaotic than the plot…

Matt Damon and Ben Affleck Reunite to Prove They Still Know How to Pretend To Be Tough Guys
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Matt Damon and Ben Affleck Reunite to Prove They Still Know How to Pretend To Be Tough Guys

FinnJanuary 5, 2026January 5, 2026

๐Ÿšจ BREAKING: Ben Affleck and Matt Damon Have Finally Reunited to Solve the Worldโ€™s Most Pressing Mystery โ€” Where Did…

โ€œOne Last Time,โ€ The Stranger Things Finale Trailer Suggests We Might Finally Get Some Answers (Or Just More Questions)
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โ€œOne Last Time,โ€ The Stranger Things Finale Trailer Suggests We Might Finally Get Some Answers (Or Just More Questions)

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๐Ÿšจ BREAKING NEWS: Netflix Just Dropped a Trailer That Proves Weโ€™re All Gonna Cry on New Yearโ€™s Eve ๐Ÿšจ ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿฟ…

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