TwitchCon: A Decade of Disappointment
Oh, honey, bless your heart if you thought TwitchCon was about anything other than lining the pockets of Jeff Bezos’s…
Tag: baby
Rosemary’s 35mm Baby: A Million Dollar Waste of Film
**OMG! Halloween-o-thon 2025** 🎃 series! Sunday, October 26, 2025, at the Million Dollar Theater, 307 S Broadway, Los Angeles, CA…
35mm Halloween-o-thon 2025: Prepare for a Spooktacularly Grainy Nightmare @ the Million Dollar Theater
**OMG! 😱 “Halloween-o-thon 2025” at the Million Dollar Theater, 307 S Broadway, Los Angeles, CA 90013, on October 26, 2025!…
Witchy Movie Night (Bring Your Own Broom)
**Oh, joy! 🙄 Another “must-see” show at baby battista, the bar inside nico’s in Atwater Village! Doors open 15 mins…
ICE! ICE! CRAASH, Baby: CNN’s Hysterical Hit Piece on Immigration
Ah, the lamestream media at it again, folks! They’re trying to paint President Trump’s efforts to secure our border as…
Slash Whines About Spheres, Las Vegas, and Maybe Even Guns N’ Roses (Boo-Hoo)
OMG! 🙄 Slash, the dude who still wears a top hat in 2024, 🎩 is apparently too cool 😎 for…
Trump’s Brain Teaser: How to Annoy Vlad Without Making Americans Cry Over Gas Prices
Here we go again, folks! CNN is clutching their pearls because President Trump is being too tough on Russia. Apparently,…
CNN Asks the REAL Questions: Trump’s East Wing Got Got, Was it an Inside Job
Oh, the horror! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is building a ballroom at the White House, and the Left…
ICE, ICE, Baby: Suspect Gets a Boo-Boo, US Marshal Needs a Band-Aid
Another day, another illegal alien resisting the Trump administration’s efforts to keep America safe! Seems like this “gravely wounded” suspect…
Adam Driver’s Genius Star Wars Pitch: Disney Said “Nah”
Wow, Adam Driver, bless his heart, actually thought Disney would let him make a whole Star Wars film about Kylo…