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Tariffs somehow not magically fixing everything instantly still
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Tariffs somehow not magically fixing everything instantly still

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Toyota is actually shifting some production from Mexico to the United…

Apple Throws $30 Billion at Made in USA Chip Dream
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Apple Throws $30 Billion at Made in USA Chip Dream

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2026

So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Apple’s latest move to design chips made in the United States with…

Because We Needed Another Star Wars Thing Already
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Because We Needed Another Star Wars Thing Already

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2026July 3, 2026

Oh joy, another Star Wars game, because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet. I mean, who doesn’t love…

Wow Trump’s Golf Club Is Raking It In
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Wow Trump’s Golf Club Is Raking It In

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest financial disclosure, and let me tell you, it’s a…

Oh great, E Jean Carroll wants 5 mil now
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Oh great, E Jean Carroll wants 5 mil now

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest development in the E. Jean Carroll vs. Donald Trump case, and…

Big Elephant here, Isha Sesay takes world news by storm somehow
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Big Elephant here, Isha Sesay takes world news by storm somehow

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Isha Sesay, the former CNN anchor who spent years bringing global stories…

Oh Joy Five More Excuses to Play Pywel Again
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Oh Joy Five More Excuses to Play Pywel Again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 25, 2026June 25, 2026

Pearl Abyss has been working tirelessly to redeem themselves after the initial launch of Crimson Desert, a game that was…

I Prevail’s Eric Vanlerberghe Spills Tea On Forcing Amira Elfky To Sing On Paradise Single
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I Prevail’s Eric Vanlerberghe Spills Tea On Forcing Amira Elfky To Sing On Paradise Single

Chord F. DiscordJune 24, 2026June 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤩 I PREVAIL is releasing a new single, “Paradise”, on…

More Unnecessary Sequels Abound Resonance Plague Tale Is Back
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More Unnecessary Sequels Abound Resonance Plague Tale Is Back

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 23, 2026June 23, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, we’re getting a prequel to A Plague Tale, titled Resonance: A…

Finally, America beats China with cheaper AI glasses apparently
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Finally, America beats China with cheaper AI glasses apparently

Big ElephantJune 23, 2026June 23, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media…

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