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Gypsy Rose’s boyfriend calls it quits on life at 34
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Gypsy Rose’s boyfriend calls it quits on life at 34

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Ken Urker, the partner of Gypsy Rose Blanchard, has died at…

Xi Visit Ruined By Trump Being Trump Again Obviously
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Xi Visit Ruined By Trump Being Trump Again Obviously

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump spent months plotting ways to impress Xi Jinping,…

Sugababes finally emerge from retirement limbo with another swan song
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Sugababes finally emerge from retirement limbo with another swan song

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 24, 2026September 24, 2026

Well, well, well, it seems like another day, another reunion, and another album to add to the ever-growing pile of…

Amy Winehouse’s Back To Black encore farewell deluxe redux extravaganza
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Amy Winehouse’s Back To Black encore farewell deluxe redux extravaganza

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 23, 2026September 24, 2026

Amy Winehouse’s iconic album Back To Black is getting the live treatment in London, because apparently retirement is just a…

Court Tells Surrogate to Butt Out of Baby’s Medical Decisions
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Court Tells Surrogate to Butt Out of Baby’s Medical Decisions

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, trying to wrap my head around this wild story. The Supreme Court has declined…

Security cams get smarter than gaming industry executives somehow
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Security cams get smarter than gaming industry executives somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 22, 2026September 22, 2026

Security cameras, the ultimate bystanders, are finally getting a much-needed upgrade. Gone are the days of endless, grainy footage that…

Pro Scanning Now Portable Thanks to Creality’s Sermoon P1S Miracle Worker
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Pro Scanning Now Portable Thanks to Creality’s Sermoon P1S Miracle Worker

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 22, 2026September 22, 2026

Get ready to scan your surroundings like a pro, because Creality is bringing the big guns to the 3D scanning…

Saudi Arabia Gets New F-35 Jets Because Peace Is Overrated
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Saudi Arabia Gets New F-35 Jets Because Peace Is Overrated

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2026

The Trump administration has just announced that it’s approved a potential multi-billion dollar sale of F-35 fighter jets to Saudi…

Alice Cooper and Criss Angel combine powers to traumatize Vegas tourists with magic and music
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Alice Cooper and Criss Angel combine powers to traumatize Vegas tourists with magic and music

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my leather jacket because I’m so excited to share this earth-shattering news with…

Wireless audio no longer sucks for competitive gamers somehow
Breaking, Games News

Wireless audio no longer sucks for competitive gamers somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Wireless audio has finally caught up with our twitchy gaming needs, and it’s about time. For years, PC gamers have…

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