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Alice Cooper and Criss Angel combine powers to traumatize Vegas tourists with magic and music
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Alice Cooper and Criss Angel combine powers to traumatize Vegas tourists with magic and music

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my leather jacket because I’m so excited to share this earth-shattering news with…

Wireless audio no longer sucks for competitive gamers somehow
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Wireless audio no longer sucks for competitive gamers somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Wireless audio has finally caught up with our twitchy gaming needs, and it’s about time. For years, PC gamers have…

Fox News Silences MAGA Voices Again Because That’s Totally Not Their Thing
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Fox News Silences MAGA Voices Again Because That’s Totally Not Their Thing

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between Fox News and the Trump White House, and…

More Stuff To Binge Before Next Years Reboot Announcements
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More Stuff To Binge Before Next Years Reboot Announcements

FinnSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

This week in TV land, because who needs movies, right? We’ve got a slew of new shows and seasons to…

Dave Evans Still Exists Apparently And Released Something Called Loup Garou
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Dave Evans Still Exists Apparently And Released Something Called Loup Garou

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

Oh boy, get ready for some exciting news that you’ve all been waiting for… or not. Dave Evans, the original…

Blaze Bayley painstakingly waits for inspiration to strike for next album
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Blaze Bayley painstakingly waits for inspiration to strike for next album

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 7, 2026September 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I just can’t even contain my excitement… Blaze Bayley,…

Missouri Politely Asks Supreme Court for Favorable Gerrymander
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Missouri Politely Asks Supreme Court for Favorable Gerrymander

Big ElephantSeptember 5, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Missouri officials are asking the Supreme Court to reinstate a…

Nation Braces for Underwhelming Jobs Report Again
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Nation Braces for Underwhelming Jobs Report Again

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The August jobs report is due out at 8:30 a.m. ET…

Hohem Unleashes Eyepic, a Frankenstein’s Monster of a Camera and Gimbal in One
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Hohem Unleashes Eyepic, a Frankenstein’s Monster of a Camera and Gimbal in One

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

IFA 2026 has brought us a plethora of innovations, and Hohem, a global technology brand, has unveiled its first smart…

CNN Business Ponders If Robots Will Steal All The Jobs
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CNN Business Ponders If Robots Will Steal All The Jobs

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The August jobs report is due out on Friday morning, and…

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