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Joey Belladonna Done Belting for Anthrax’s Album (Finally!), Claims to Be “Really Happy,” World Remains Skeptical
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Joey Belladonna Done Belting for Anthrax’s Album (Finally!), Claims to Be “Really Happy,” World Remains Skeptical

Chord F. DiscordJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Oh, look, Joey Belladonna is still yapping about that mythical ANTHRAX album. 🙄 In a recent interview with Chicago’s Rebel…

K.K. Downing’s Back! (And Apparently Metal Depended On It)
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K.K. Downing’s Back! (And Apparently Metal Depended On It)

Chord F. DiscordJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Oh, the DRAMA! 🙄 K.K. Downing, formerly of that band JUDAS PRIEST (you know, the one he dramatically QUIT 🙄),…

Randy Blythe of LAMB OF GOD Thinks His Day Was, Like, Totally Unbelievable, Man
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Randy Blythe of LAMB OF GOD Thinks His Day Was, Like, Totally Unbelievable, Man

Chord F. DiscordJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

So, LAMB OF GOD, bless their little metal hearts, got to play at Ozzy Osbourne’s “farewell” (yeah, right, we’ve heard…

SLAYER’s Back, Apparently London Didn’t Suffer Enough The First Time
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SLAYER’s Back, Apparently London Didn’t Suffer Enough The First Time

Chord F. DiscordJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

So, the geriatric thrash metal “legends” 👴 SLAYER, fresh from their crypts, decided to grace us with their presence for…

Ozzy and the Geezers: Still Alive? (Barely) Birmingham Bash!
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Ozzy and the Geezers: Still Alive? (Barely) Birmingham Bash!

Chord F. DiscordJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

So, apparently, Ozzy Osbourne, bless his heart, mumbled his way through what they’re calling his “last” performance earlier tonight (Saturday,…

Behold! A Complete Pilgrimage to the OZZY OSBOURNE ‘Working Class Hero’ Shrine in the Land of Birmingham
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Behold! A Complete Pilgrimage to the OZZY OSBOURNE ‘Working Class Hero’ Shrine in the Land of Birmingham

Chord F. DiscordJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

Metal Pilgrim has uploaded a full video tour of the the Ozzy Osbourne “Working Class Hero” exhibition, which opened in…

BLACK SABBATH Recreated In LEGO Bricks Because Their Music Wasn’t Repetitive Enough
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BLACK SABBATH Recreated In LEGO Bricks Because Their Music Wasn’t Repetitive Enough

Chord F. DiscordJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

Hold onto your dentures, metalheads! 🤘 The geriatric titans of heavy metal, BLACK SABBATH, have officially sold their souls to…

BILL WARD (Literally Who?) Claims to Almost Be Done With 2 (TWO!) New Solo Albums (LOL!)
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BILL WARD (Literally Who?) Claims to Almost Be Done With 2 (TWO!) New Solo Albums (LOL!)

Chord F. DiscordJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

So, apparently, geriatric drumming sensation 🥁 Bill Ward, bless his cotton socks, is still alive and kicking (or at least…

Frank Bello of Anthrax and Living Colour: A Musical Match Made in… Queens?
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Frank Bello of Anthrax and Living Colour: A Musical Match Made in… Queens?

Chord F. DiscordJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

ANTHRAX’s very own bass-slapping extraordinaire, Frank Bello, graced the airwaves of SiriusXM’s Ozzy’s Boneyard (Channel 38) with his presence, yapping…

Duff McKagan Claims Ozzy Osbourne Stalked Him Since Childhood
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Duff McKagan Claims Ozzy Osbourne Stalked Him Since Childhood

Chord F. DiscordJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

GUNS N’ ROSES (the band that still exists, somehow) bassist Duff McKagan (who?) has graced us with a 19-minute (!!!)…

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