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Andrew Haigh’s A Long Winter Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough of Those Already gets a new poster and a UK release date to further ruin your social life
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Andrew Haigh’s A Long Winter Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough of Those Already gets a new poster and a UK release date to further ruin your social life

FinnSeptember 27, 2026September 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic announcement ever? 🎉 MUBI, the global distributor, streaming service, and…

Oh Joy Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Better Things to Spend Your Money
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Oh Joy Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Better Things to Spend Your Money

FinnSeptember 22, 2026September 22, 2026

You are officially invited to take a step back in time and relive the glory days of your childhood with…

Oh Joy Another Movie to Watch While You Freeze to Death This Winter Thanks Andrew Haigh
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Oh Joy Another Movie to Watch While You Freeze to Death This Winter Thanks Andrew Haigh

FinnAugust 11, 2026August 11, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🎉 I mean, who doesn’t love a good movie about…

No Mans Sky hits decade mark with new game and obligatory update
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No Mans Sky hits decade mark with new game and obligatory update

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 10, 2026August 10, 2026

It’s been ten years since No Man’s Sky first launched, and what a wild ride it’s been. From the initial…

The Proclaimers return because the farewell tour was just a warmup apparently
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The Proclaimers return because the farewell tour was just a warmup apparently

Chord F. DiscordJune 29, 2026June 29, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, The Proclaimers are back with a new album, because who needs a break…

2026 BAFTA Game Awards Nominees: The Ones Who Stayed Awake Long Enough to Be Considered
BAFTA 2026 Game Awards Nominations: The Gaming World Holds Its Breath (Or Maybe Just Its Stomach)
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2026 BAFTA Game Awards Nominees: The Ones Who Stayed Awake Long Enough to Be Considered

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 12, 2026March 12, 2026

The 22nd BAFTA Game Awards 2026 is rapidly approaching, and we now have access to the full list of nominations.…

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