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Tag: Black Metal

Jeff Becerra of POSSESSED: Chuck Schuldiner Single-Handedly Saved Death Metal From Obscurity, Apparently
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Jeff Becerra of POSSESSED: Chuck Schuldiner Single-Handedly Saved Death Metal From Obscurity, Apparently

Chord F. DiscordJune 14, 2025June 14, 2025

Although DEATH is worshipped as, like, the ONLY death metal band that ever mattered, the Florida-based posers didn’t drop “Scream…

Harakiri for the Sky at Ecosystemic festival (06/13/2025, Riga, Latvia)
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Harakiri for the Sky at Ecosystemic festival (06/13/2025, Riga, Latvia)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2025

Austrian post-black metal! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,” is…

ORANGE9MM Throws Caution (and Good Taste) to the Wind with ‘Turn It Up’ After Quarter-Century Nap
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ORANGE9MM Throws Caution (and Good Taste) to the Wind with ‘Turn It Up’ After Quarter-Century Nap

Chord F. DiscordJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

Fresh off opening for REFUSED (who?) and QUICKSAND (still around?) in the Big Apple as part of “The Refused Are…

Kampfar at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/25/2025)
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Kampfar at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/25/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 26, 2025

Pagan Black Metal from Norway!

Triptykon performing Celtic Frost at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/25/2025)
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Triptykon performing Celtic Frost at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/25/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 26, 2025

Black Metal from Switzerland!

Dark Funeral at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/25/2025)
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Dark Funeral at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/25/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 26, 2025

Black Metal from Sweden!

Svarttjern at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)
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Svarttjern at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 24, 2025

Black Metal from Norway!

Krallice at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)
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Krallice at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 24, 2025

Avant-garde Black Metal from New York!

“Destination: The Place You’ll Probably Regret Going, But Hey, At Least You Can Post About It πŸ€ͺ.”
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“Destination: The Place You’ll Probably Regret Going, But Hey, At Least You Can Post About It πŸ€ͺ.”

Chord F. DiscordApril 29, 2025April 29, 2025

OMG, Crematory’s STILL at it? πŸ‘΄πŸ’€ I thought these guys were, like, actually cremated back in the 90s! Apparently, they’ve…

Mayhem Goes Pop🀘: Norwegian Black Metal Legends Release Album ‘Lady Gaga’ 😱
From Hell to Pop: Mayhem Announces Album 'Lady Gaga'!
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Mayhem Goes Pop🀘: Norwegian Black Metal Legends Release Album ‘Lady Gaga’ 😱

Chord F. DiscordMarch 15, 2025March 14, 2025

🎸 In the world of black metal, a scandal is brewing! The iconic Norwegian band Mayhem, known for their dark…

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