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Tag: Black Metal

Devil Master Sets Sights On North America Fall 2026 Tour
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Devil Master Sets Sights On North America Fall 2026 Tour

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 11, 2026

Philadelphia psych-metal band Devil Master have announced a Fall 2026 North American tour in support of their recently released new…

Darkness Balanced By Equally Pretentious Counterpart Nightbringer Lightbringer
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Darkness Balanced By Equally Pretentious Counterpart Nightbringer Lightbringer

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

So, ARCHGOAT is back with a new album, “Nightbringer, Lightbringer”, because the world really needed more Finnish blackened death metal…

Metal Bands Unleashed: Abyssal Rift Leads The Heavy Hitter Pack
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Metal Bands Unleashed: Abyssal Rift Leads The Heavy Hitter Pack

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 31, 2026

Art and music have the power to capture life and imagination, including both the beautiful and the ugly aspects of…

Mastodon Unleashes Fierce New Track Barbarian’s Blood
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Mastodon Unleashes Fierce New Track Barbarian’s Blood

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2026

Mastodon’s newest album Marrow Deep opens with vicious drums, bringing to mind a more savage variant on the ripping drums…

DIMMU BORGIR Still Exists Because They Clearly Hate Their Families
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DIMMU BORGIR Still Exists Because They Clearly Hate Their Families

Chord F. DiscordAugust 23, 2026August 23, 2026

Oh boy, you guys, I’ve got some earth-shattering news that will probably change the course of your life forever: Dimmu…

Primeval Well in Charlotte, NC (08/20/2026)
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Primeval Well in Charlotte, NC (08/20/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Experimental Folk/Black Metal from Nashville, Tennessee Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Ancestral Blood in Charlotte, NC (08/20/2026)
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Ancestral Blood in Charlotte, NC (08/20/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Black Metal from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Lord of Horns in Charlotte, NC (08/20/2026)
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Lord of Horns in Charlotte, NC (08/20/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Solo black metal from Lodi, New Jersey Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Vimur in Charlotte, NC (08/20/2026)
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Vimur in Charlotte, NC (08/20/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Black Metal from Atlanta, Georgia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Primeval Well in Charlotte, NC (08/20/2026)
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Primeval Well in Charlotte, NC (08/20/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Experimental Folk/Black Metal from Nashville, Tennessee Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

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