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Tag: Black Metal

Black Sabbitch: An All-Female Black Sabbath Tribute Band About to Unleash a Live Album Upon Unsuspecting Ears
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Black Sabbitch: An All-Female Black Sabbath Tribute Band About to Unleash a Live Album Upon Unsuspecting Ears

Chord F. DiscordJuly 19, 2025July 19, 2025

BLACK SABBITCH — allegedly the most popular BLACK SABBATH tribute act in the history of ever (according to their moms),…

Frank Bello of Anthrax and Living Colour: A Musical Match Made in… Queens?
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Frank Bello of Anthrax and Living Colour: A Musical Match Made in… Queens?

Chord F. DiscordJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

ANTHRAX’s very own bass-slapping extraordinaire, Frank Bello, graced the airwaves of SiriusXM’s Ozzy’s Boneyard (Channel 38) with his presence, yapping…

Glacial Tomb in Asheville, NC (06/18/2025)
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Glacial Tomb in Asheville, NC (06/18/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 19, 2025

Sludge/Death/Black Metal from Denver, Colorado! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Jeff Becerra of POSSESSED: Chuck Schuldiner Single-Handedly Saved Death Metal From Obscurity, Apparently
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Jeff Becerra of POSSESSED: Chuck Schuldiner Single-Handedly Saved Death Metal From Obscurity, Apparently

Chord F. DiscordJune 14, 2025June 14, 2025

Although DEATH is worshipped as, like, the ONLY death metal band that ever mattered, the Florida-based posers didn’t drop “Scream…

Harakiri for the Sky at Ecosystemic festival (06/13/2025, Riga, Latvia)
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Harakiri for the Sky at Ecosystemic festival (06/13/2025, Riga, Latvia)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2025

Austrian post-black metal! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

ORANGE9MM Throws Caution (and Good Taste) to the Wind with ‘Turn It Up’ After Quarter-Century Nap
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ORANGE9MM Throws Caution (and Good Taste) to the Wind with ‘Turn It Up’ After Quarter-Century Nap

Chord F. DiscordJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

Fresh off opening for REFUSED (who?) and QUICKSAND (still around?) in the Big Apple as part of “The Refused Are…

Kampfar at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/25/2025)
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Kampfar at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/25/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 26, 2025

Pagan Black Metal from Norway!

Triptykon performing Celtic Frost at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/25/2025)
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Triptykon performing Celtic Frost at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/25/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 26, 2025

Black Metal from Switzerland!

Dark Funeral at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/25/2025)
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Dark Funeral at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/25/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 26, 2025

Black Metal from Sweden!

Svarttjern at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)
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Svarttjern at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 24, 2025

Black Metal from Norway!

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